Friday Funnys
Submitted by ledge64 on Fri, 2013-09-06 07:22
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catchalittle
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Nathan
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Nathan
Auslobster
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One-liners...
Q: What's meaner than a pit bull with AIDS?
A: The bloke that gave it to him.
Q: What's the difference between a mate and a best mate?
A: A mate will help you shift. A best mate will help you shift a body.
Q: What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies?
A: You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.
tim-o
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Hahaha, ohh noo, you didnt
Hahaha, ohh noo, you didnt just do that lol wrong baby jokes
I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary.
Alan James
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Irish Sausages
Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money between them; they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.
Murphy said “Hang on, I have an idea.”
He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage.
Shamus said “Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money at all!”
Murphy replied, “Don't worry - just follow me.”
He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.
Shamus said “Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money!!”
Murphy replied, with a smile. “Don't worry; I have a plan, Cheers!”
They downed their Drinks. Murphy said, “OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.”
The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.
They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free.
At the tenth pub Shamus said “Murphy - I don't think I can do any more of this. I'm drunk and me knees are killing me!”
Murphy said, “How do you think I feel? I can't even remember which pub I lost the sausage in.”
tailor marc
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tailor marc
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Photoshop much???
Photoshop much???
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derko5000
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Date Joined: 12/01/13
bahahaha thats piss funny,
bahahaha thats piss funny, trying to look young an hot, when she s just a hideous old pig
tailor marc
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Paul H
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+1 - 102 people now like
+1 - 102 people now like this......... sunnies what sunnies??
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tailor marc
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Dizzy
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I've been working away heaps
I've been working away heaps and haven't been on here, so just making up for lost time :)