And Im going to get you!!
That is exactly what a rapid animal looks like. On our farm in Africa we shot Meerkats (yes I know Lovely little critters) because of the high rate of rabies carried by them in that area. We got a bounty for each which was a fortune in those days. BUT if we saw a rabid one which looked exactly like this we ran like FN mad men to safety, and let the adults deal with it. We were told that if you get bitten by anything with rabies you needed 10 injections in your stomach and that frightened the bejeezes out of us.
Still scared off this look to this day!!!!

A woman asked the pharmacist, "Do you sell Viagra?"

"Yes we do," he answered.

She asked, "Does it work?"

"Yes it does," he answered.

She said, "Can you get it over the counter?"

"If I take two," he replied.

Brisbane Police report finding a man's body in the Brisbane River, under the Story Bridge.  The dead man's name will not be released until his family has been notified. The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption. He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, a strap-on dildo, purple lipstick, and a ‘Bill Shorten for PM’ T-shirt. He also had a cucumber in his rectum. The police removed the Shorten T-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment. In spite of what we sometimes think, the Police do care.

Global Recession...just a reminder of the future ahead. The recession has hit everybody really hard ...

•My neighbour got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

•CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

•Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

•A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.

•I saw a Mormon with only one wife.

•If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

•McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

•Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

•Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

•My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!

•A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

•A picture is now only worth 200 words.

•When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

•The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

Made my day - all of them. I will get my missus to go to the chemist this weekend - hahahahahaha

 A widowed Jewish lady, still in good shape, was sunbathing on a totally deserted beach at Port Charlotte. She looked up and noticed that a man her age, also in good shape, had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand near hers and began reading a book..

 
Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him.
 
"How are you today?"
 
"Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned back to his book..
 
"I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked.
 
"First time since my wife passed away 2 years ago," he replied and turned back to his book.
 
"I'm sorry to hear that. My husband passed away three years ago and it is very lonely," she countered. "Do you live around here?" She asked.
 
Yes, I live over in Cape Coral ", he answered, and again he resumed reading.
 
Trying to find a topic of common interest, she persisted,  "Do you like pussy cats?"
 
With that, the man dropped his book, came over to her blanket, tore off her swimsuit and gave her the most passionate lovemaking of her life.
 
When the cloud of sand began to settle, she gasped and asked the man, "How did you know that was what I wanted?"
 
The man replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?"