Friday Funnys
Submitted by ledge64 on Fri, 2013-02-01 06:55
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Alan James
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Date Joined: 30/06/09
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After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed her eyes.
As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next to her pulled out his cell phone and started talking in a loud voice: "Hi sweetheart. It's Eric - I'm on the train."
"Yes, I know it's the six thirty and not the four thirty, but I had a long meeting."
"Yes, I'm sure, cross my heart."
Fifteen minutes later, he was still talking loudly. When the young woman sitting next to him had enough, she leaned over and said into the phone, "Eric, hang up the phone and come back to bed."
Eric doesn't use his phone in public any longer......
C MAC
Posts: 58
Date Joined: 28/05/10
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An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside.
“Guido, I wana’you lissina me. I wana’you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me.”
“But grandpa, I really don’t like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?”
“You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money,
a big-a home and maybe a couple a bambinos. “
“Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man. “Whatta you gonna do then?
Pointa to you watch and say, ‘timesup.”
Wes F
Posts: 1068
Date Joined: 07/01/12
Oh how i love strecthing
Old fishermen never die they just smell that way.
Wes F
Posts: 1068
Date Joined: 07/01/12
Honey
How do you like my new buoyancy vest?
Old fishermen never die they just smell that way.
Wes F
Posts: 1068
Date Joined: 07/01/12
Cable Layer
Didn't believe me mate that he was a under water cable layer.
Till he showed me this.
Old fishermen never die they just smell that way.
sea-kem
Posts: 15100
Date Joined: 30/11/09
Ha ha ha ha Jesus
Ha ha ha ha Jesus. Toilet humour love it!
Love the West!
dumper
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Date Joined: 03/04/08
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WSHN4FSHN
Posts: 224
Date Joined: 19/09/12
Thats awesome!!
Thats awesome!!
Burley it and they will come.
tot
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Date Joined: 31/01/10
10/10!!
10/10!!
Reverse cycle a/c supply and install - Ducted and wall splits
Lamby
Posts: 3145
Date Joined: 04/08/09
I can't believe our 4 year
I can't believe our 4 year old son is already looking at porn online!
I said to my wife when she checked the internet history.
SABRE
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Date Joined: 17/05/12
Classic
Mundine picture is classic lmao
If fishing is a sport I,m an elite athlete
Norty
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Date Joined: 13/12/12
meh cant make the picture display :(
Vinesh87
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Date Joined: 02/04/11
I think it could be mundine
I think it could be mundine friday funnies...
Lamby
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Date Joined: 04/08/09
More Mundine sledges
sea-kem
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Date Joined: 30/11/09
Love the West!
bayliner
Posts: 90
Date Joined: 14/08/12
Tough luck
carnarvonite
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Date Joined: 24/07/07
Gambler rabbit
Did you hear about the gambler rabbit?
Did his doe, his mate's doe and a few bucks as well.
anypuddle
Posts: 597
Date Joined: 22/01/12
hehe
Whats the difference between a erection and a orange?
I dont have a orange.
Anywhere anytime