Friday Funnys
Submitted by ledge64 on Fri, 2015-02-13 05:29
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Perfish
Posts: 103
Date Joined: 15/11/11
piercings
We see some strange piercings around town these days but that's a little extreme!
Man with line in water catches fish!
You only get what you always got if you only do what you've always done!
Dale
Posts: 7930
Date Joined: 13/09/05
That's what happens when you get the farmers daughter up the duff.
"Just because you are a Character, Doesn't mean you have Character."
Mr Wolf
barracuda
Posts: 227
Date Joined: 01/09/13
Classic
"Hay John, pitch me the fork would ya"
barracuda
Posts: 227
Date Joined: 01/09/13
Classic
"Hay John, pitch me the fork would ya"
ricey
Posts: 740
Date Joined: 24/12/09
if you sing that Taylor Swift song one more time
Gonna shove this fork where the sun don't shine
Wise man says - first take the plank out of your own eye before trying to take the speck out of somebody else's.
jebuggy
Posts: 42
Date Joined: 03/12/07
So what's the answer to the
So what's the answer to the maths equation. I come up with 20 but not sure if that's the right answer. I might be one of the 73%
OLD BANGA
Posts: 267
Date Joined: 02/04/10
Answer
320
OLD BANGA
jebuggy
Posts: 42
Date Joined: 03/12/07
Answer
one could argue that point Old Banga. Correct me if I am wrong but isn't it multiplication and division before addition and subtraction.
(4*4)+(4*4)+4-(4*4)=20
jebuggy
Posts: 42
Date Joined: 03/12/07
Answer
one could argue that point Old Banga. Correct me if I am wrong but isn't it multiplication and division before addition and subtraction.
(4*4)+(4*4)+4-(4*4)=20
Paul N
Posts: 486
Date Joined: 09/11/06
i get
I get 20 also
devhay
Posts: 328
Date Joined: 27/10/14
Yeah answer is 20 if I
Yeah answer is 20 if I remember my BIMDAS right haha
Lamby
Posts: 3145
Date Joined: 04/08/09
Good old BIMDAS rule always
Good old BIMDAS rule always applies but I think it may have a new name now??
Alan James
Posts: 2243
Date Joined: 30/06/09
BIMDAS
Never heard of BIMDAS. It was BODMAS when I went to school. Either way the answer is 20.
OLD BANGA
Posts: 267
Date Joined: 02/04/10
Answer
Well done, I am from the old school and still use an abacus !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OLD BANGA
tombstone
Posts: 169
Date Joined: 14/10/10
Correct me if i am wrong,
Correct me if i am wrong, but the way i see it, it works out like 16 + 16 + 4 - 16 = 20. Multiply first then addition, subtraction, answer.
to fish or not to fish...as if there was an option.
tombstone
Posts: 169
Date Joined: 14/10/10
and i think it is called
and i think it is called PEMDAS now, Parentheses, Exponents, Multiplication, Division, Addition, Subtraction.
to fish or not to fish...as if there was an option.
Lamby
Posts: 3145
Date Joined: 04/08/09
That's the one!
That's the one!
Alan James
Posts: 2243
Date Joined: 30/06/09
..
Excellent, so in the last 60 years we have gone from BODMAS to BIMDAS to PEMDAS and the answer remains to same. Now there's progress for you :-)
groverwa
Posts: 286
Date Joined: 21/07/14
This is something to think
This is something to think about when negative people are doing their best to rain on your parade…
So remember this story the next time …
A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband..
She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded: "Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty. You're crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?"
"We're taking Continental," was the reply. "We got a great rate!"
"Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser. "That's a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly and they're always late. So, where are you staying in Rome?"
"We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome's Tiber River called Teste."
"Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks it’s going to be something special and exclusive but it's really a dump."
"We're going to go to see the Vatican and maybe get to see the Pope."
"That's rich," laughed the hairdresser. "You and a million other people trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant. Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it."
A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser asked her about her trip to Rome.
"It was wonderful," explained the woman, "not only were we on time in one of Continental's brand new planes but it was overbooked and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on me hand and foot.. And the hotel was great! They'd just finished a $5 million remodeling job and now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the city. They, too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their owner's suite at no extra charge!"
"Well," muttered the hairdresser, "that's all well and good but I know you didn't get to see the Pope."
"Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder and explained that the Pope likes to meet some of the visitors and if I'd be so kind as to step into his private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me. Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me.."
"Oh, really! What'd he say?"
He said: "Who Stuffed up your hair?"