Friday Funnys
Submitted by ledge64 on Fri, 2012-12-14 06:37
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tim-o
Posts: 4657
Date Joined: 24/05/11
Eggs for brekky?
I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary.
Lamby
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Date Joined: 04/08/09
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Big Fella
Posts: 43
Date Joined: 10/02/12
An Irishmen wanting to
An Irishmen wanting to become a Priest went to see the Bishop who
said "You must answer 3 questions on the Bible".
"1st - Who was born in a stable?"
"Red Rum" he replied
"2nd - What do you think of Damascus ?"
"It kills 99% of all germs" he replied.
"3rd - What happened when the disciples went to Mount Olive ?"
"That’s easy" he said "Popeye kicked the shit out of them!!".
Paddy caught his Wife having an affair and decided to kill her and
himself. He puts the gun to his head, looks at his Wife and says
"Don't laugh, f*%***g your next!!"
Wife comes home early and catches Hubby having a wank in the kitchen.
She rushes over and gives him the blow job of his life.
Afterwards he says "We haven't had sex for 6 months and suddenly this
. . . Why??"
She answers "I only washed the floor this morning. I'd rather clean
my teeth than get the f@^*$#ng mop out again!!"
Went out last night dressed to kill . . . . . . . . . Beard, sandals,
turban and backpack.
Lost my job as a lifeguard yesterday.
Apparently refusing a Muslim entry to the pool whilst tapping the "No
bombing" sign isn't the done thing.
tim-o
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Date Joined: 24/05/11
How to make someone shit when
How to make someone shit when theyre takin a piss....
I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary.
choc
Posts: 670
Date Joined: 05/01/12
That Queen one is a cracker.
That Queen one is a cracker.
tim-o
Posts: 4657
Date Joined: 24/05/11
Haha 6 bids so
Haha 6 bids so far..........
http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/AIR-GUITAR-FULLY-SIGNED-BY-ANGUS-YOUNG-AND-ELVIS-PRESLEY-/321037614952?pt=AU_HistoricalMemorabilia&hash=item4abf553f68
I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary.
donteatfish
Posts: 36
Date Joined: 23/07/12
Bit late to the party
For anyone that saw the knockout last weekend
bayliner
Posts: 90
Date Joined: 14/08/12
A mother passing by her
A mother passing by her son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up.
Then, she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, 'Mum.'
With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and, with trembling hands, read the letter...
"Dear, Mum.
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you.
her piercings, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am.
But it's not only the passion, Mum. She's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods,
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!
Don't worry Mum, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to
PS. Mum, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life