Friday Funnys
Submitted by ledge64 on Fri, 2012-11-16 07:10
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dodgy
Posts: 4586
Date Joined: 01/02/10
http://m.wimp.com/turbotracto
http://m.wimp.com/turbotractor/
Does anyone know where the love of god goes, when the waves turn the minutes to hours?
Versus
Posts: 918
Date Joined: 06/03/09
Did we just get out-boganed
Did we just get out-boganed by some swedish bloke?
bod
Posts: 2321
Date Joined: 03/05/06
YEAH, but why?
YEAH, but why?
Cameron71
Posts: 166
Date Joined: 02/10/10
How can you say that? I say
How can you say that? I say WHY NOT?
That tractor is awesome.
carnarvonite
Posts: 8673
Date Joined: 24/07/07
Scarey
The body builders look a wee bit scarey
Ryan C
Posts: 1575
Date Joined: 08/07/10
TRACTOR
that tractor vid was off the hook!! icant believe it didn't roll over!. cheers
chris raff
Posts: 3257
Date Joined: 09/02/10
Delvene struts her stuff
GRRRRRRRRRRRRR...Hoges classic
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HG3QXLxU9CI&feature=related
“Intelligence is like a four-wheel drive. It only allows you to get stuck in more remote places.”
sea-kem
Posts: 15041
Date Joined: 30/11/09
Ha ha ha absolute gold.
Ha ha ha absolute gold.
Love the West!
tim-o
Posts: 4657
Date Joined: 24/05/11
I took this vid last sat nite
I took this vid last sat nite piss funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eNk9wtr1X4&feature=youtube_gdata_player
I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary.
Dizzy
Posts: 753
Date Joined: 21/02/11
LMAO - that's probably going
LMAO - that's probably going to go viral.
One's got to ask the question though ........... WHY ??? lol
Must have lost a bet, surely !
tim-o
Posts: 4657
Date Joined: 24/05/11
Haha, me and luke are the
Haha, me and luke are the ones to do any shit just for a laugh. Was my idea to go the nuts when we were zappin each other in spots (farkn hurts) for someone to go to the next level, well and eye ball would prob leave permanent damage. Luke only wanted his sack zapped but I jabbed it in at his nuts haha
I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary.
dkonig82
Posts: 2091
Date Joined: 06/07/10
Classic mate - that's farken
Classic mate - that's farken gold
When asked by a non-fisherman 'how many fishing rods do you really need?' the correct answer is either:
n+1 (where n is the number of fishing rods you currently own); or
n-1 (where n is the number of fishing rods which would cause your significant other to dump you.
Paully
Posts: 3246
Date Joined: 15/08/09
amazing that brain study
spiel.
Alan James
Posts: 2243
Date Joined: 30/06/09
Pizza complaint
A Welsh guys pizza complaint
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SL3e6L9Kd0
outdoinit
Posts: 1009
Date Joined: 05/10/12
Pizza Complaint LOL
Surely there is no one out there that DUMB??
I've spent half my life fishing.. The other half I have wasted..
fishy fingers
Posts: 1719
Date Joined: 28/04/07
He's welsh
what do you expect!
Dizzy
Posts: 753
Date Joined: 21/02/11
That freaky looking
That freaky looking bodybuilder bloke looks like the Muppet Janitor @
sea-kem
Posts: 15041
Date Joined: 30/11/09
I thought it was the Bondi
I thought it was the Bondi vet.
Love the West!
Doooma
Posts: 791
Date Joined: 05/12/09
A chap asked a girl in a
A chap asked a girl in a library, “Do you mind if I sit beside you?”
The girl answered with a loud voice, “I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!!!”
All the people in the library started staring at the guy and he was highly embarrassed.
After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the chap’s table and she told him,
“I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I expect you felt embarrassed, right?”
The guy responded with a loud voice, "$200 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT!? THAT’S WAY TOO MUCH!!!”
And all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock, and he whispered in her ear,
“I study law, and I know how to make someone look guilty."
Doooma
Posts: 791
Date Joined: 05/12/09
Males version of 50 Shades of Grey
The novel “Fifty Shades Of Grey” has seduced women – and baffled blokes. Now, Fifty Sheds Of Grey, offers a treat for the men. The book has author Colin Grey recounting his love encounters at the bottom of the garden. Here are some extracts...
Fifty Sheds Of Grey
We tried various positions – round the back, on the side, up against a wall...
but in the end we came to the conclusion the bottom of the garden was the only place for a good shed.
She stood before me, trembling in my shed.
“I’m yours for the night,” she gasped, “You can do whatever you want with me.”
So I took her to Bunning’s.
She knelt before me on the shed floor and tugged gently at first, then harder until finally it came.
I moaned with pleasure. Now for the other boot.
Ever since she read THAT book, I’ve had to buy all kinds of ropes, chains and shackles.
She still manages to get into the shed, though.
“Put on this rubber suit and mask,” I instructed, calmly.
“Mmmm, kinky!” she purred.
“Yes,” I said, “You can’t be too careful with all that asbestos in the shed roof.”
“I’m a very naughty girl,” she said, biting her lip. “I need to be punished.”
So I invited my mum to stay for the weekend.
“Harder!” she cried, gripping the workbench tightly. “Harder!”
“Okay,” I said. “What’s the gross national product of Nicaragua?”
I lay back exhausted, gazing happily out of the shed window.
Despite my concerns about my inexperience, my rhubarb had come up a treat.
“Are you sure you can take the pain?” she demanded, brandishing stilettos.
“I think so,” I gulped. “Here we go, then,” she said, and showed me the receipt.
“Hurt me!” she begged, raising her skirt as she bent over my workbench.
“Very well,” I replied. “You’ve got fat ankles and no dress sense.”
“Are you sure you want this?” I asked. “When I’m done, you won’t be able to sit down for weeks.”
She nodded.
“Okay,” I said, putting the three-piece suite on eBay.
“Punish me!” she cried. “Make me suffer like only a real man can!”
“Very well,” I replied, leaving the toilet seat up.