Aargh... T'was truly a pleasure to sail upon THE BLACK PEARL, Reaping the endless bounty of the salty brine, Tapping Rotto booty on sou-west wine, Written apologies (scotto) and the refund of fines (fisheries). Aargh.... Aargh alas, 'Tis True of the curse The curse that will turn the strongest man to something else, the scourge of all wild men and their mates, causing the inevitable destruction of all fishing partnerships, WOMEN.... .... AND THEIR NEEDS.... Aargh.... Aargh alas I've yet to meet my singing siren and neigh have I been allured by songs of fair maidens, Simply, I stink of fish and me ain't one to be fancy with the ladies, If ye get me drift, I like to fish and that's it, Spending some quality time with a school of snapper is much more appealing to me than watching neighbors with the kids. To be standing side by side with your best mates having the time of our lives is just priceless.... Aargh... Until the wife hears how much your boat is actually worth.... Aargh...... FAARK.....!!!!! Aargh..... Truly we are at worlds end, and alas it is much worse, THE BLACK PEARL and it's Pirate crew Are soon to be sailors without sails, The BIG BLACK ALI is to be sold, it's waypoints included, but her stories never told... 'Will be a sad, sad day to see the old girl go, BUT AS THEY SAY - SUCH IS LIFE.... ( If it was up to me I'd keep the boat and sell the wife ) So my fellow mulloway kings I have to say Thanks guys for not throwing me overboard, and it looks like we'll be back down at e-shed real soon.... LOVE YOUR WORK NODDY

THE DECKY P