Friday Funnys
Submitted by ledge64 on Fri, 2014-02-07 07:23
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Brad S
Posts: 39
Date Joined: 28/05/11
OUR AMAZING HUMAN BODY.....
It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
One human hair can support 6.6 pounds.
The average man's penis is two times the length of his thumb.
Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
Women blink twice as often as men.
The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.
Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.
If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.
Women
Will be finished reading this by now.
Men
Are still busy checking their thumbs.
Paul H
Posts: 2104
Date Joined: 18/01/07
Explains why I'm all thumbs
Explains why I'm all thumbs ;-)
Youtube Channel - FishOnLine Productions
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbUVNa-ViyGm_FTDSv4Nqzg/videos
Terry
Posts: 458
Date Joined: 04/12/05
ahh
so I not the only one then :-)
hlokk
Posts: 4293
Date Joined: 04/04/08
God thought it was only fair
God thought it was only fair that you had the same total of 4 thumb lengths as everyone else, so he gave you some extra on your hands to compensate for elsewhere? ;)
surfhead
Posts: 109
Date Joined: 25/06/13
Totally wrong
Mine's twice the length of my middle finger (flaccid)
carnarvonite
Posts: 8673
Date Joined: 24/07/07
You're lucky
You are lucky, mines only 4 inches............................thick
Matt T
Posts: 875
Date Joined: 19/11/07
Gents
It's not how big it is that matters.... It's how much money you've got.....
solly
Posts: 375
Date Joined: 11/09/05
lol
thumbs up
There are two types of people ,do'ers and watchers
Right now the do'ers are the doing it
And the watchers are watching us do it
sarcasm0
Posts: 1396
Date Joined: 25/06/09
Few late ones