Fishing curses
Submitted by Carry on Wed, 2013-03-06 22:37
Interested to hear people's curses mine is I am allergic to salt water yes believe it or not salt water gives me exzema and I get gout from eating prawns (not good when your mate runs a prawn trawler) so lets hear it.
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Versus
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Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaark. Allergic to saltwater. You need a different hobby.
clogwog
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Whaaaaat?
Totaly Sucks being you, prawns taste great and salt water is great for the odd cut here and there. Could be worse,
could be allergic to Pussy, lol!!!!
EL SYD
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I get sea sick.....
I get sea sick.....
beau
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+1
+1
snapper_seeker
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I'm allergic to the slime of
I'm allergic to the slime of king George and snapper really bad and most bread and butter species I still have a mild reaction. My hands swell up and get pins and needles for two days after contact with the skin.
fishmad69
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It sucks being both of you
It sucks being both of you guys LOL. I'm allergic to my wife that is why I go fishing LOL
Carry
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Hahaha
If i was allergic to pussy i WOULD slit my wrists hahahaha
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fishmad69
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Not all pussy just the wifes
Not all pussy just the wifes pussy LMAO
derko5000
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SPEWIN
well i guess if your allergic to your wife, then your dick would swell up when ya see her naked.....
Swompa
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Boom boom Tissss
Boom boom Tissss
shonky
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Date Joined: 22/04/12
Swelling
So that's what causes that, I thought it was my perveted mind.So I'm not a sick bastard after all.But seriously go the stainless soap.
This habit is getting expensive!
tim-o
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Im allergic to pussy, every
Im allergic to pussy, every time my meat pole goes near one it swells up and if remained in contact long enough it must get infected coz it spews puss out the end every time and I get dizzy and pass out
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Carry
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Haha
This thread gone straight to the gutter hahaha
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Likc
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Is this still a fish related
Is this still a fish related or was the topic hijacked by cat breeders?
pale ale
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My fishing curse is always
My fishing curse is always the amount of beer I take.
crasny1
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Yes, me too
Never enough!!!
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snappermiles
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my curse is the wind
every time i fly home it blows a gail!! bloody wind
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grantarctic1
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Agree
I agree, i don't work away,but every time i get to go out the wind howlll's. and a 5 m swell just to top it off.
Paul H
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Me - I'm only allergic to
Me - I'm only allergic to work :-).
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sea-kem
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My curse....my mind fishing
My curse....my mind fishing fishing fishing beer lol
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derko5000
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Hahahahah yeah very true, an
Hahahahah yeah very true, an the more u drink the night before the more an more keen u get, telling yaself, ill bloody go thats for sure. Untill the morning an 3 hours of sleep........ Na F#*k that im hung over again
sea-kem
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Yep both mornings last
Yep both mornings last weekend gettin up to go boating after consuming generous glasses of red wine th night before. Gives the head a good buzz heading out on a slight chop.
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aweall
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oh that type of curse i was
oh that type of curse i was thinking like callin you mate a bottom dwelling mud sucking shiteating catfish type of curse
cutter
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fresh water boy
Doesnt matter anyway carry your shit fisherman ..lol
Carry
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hang on
whoa whoa whoa ease up tiger whos gear were you pullin that spaniard in with the other day
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Dizzy
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Allergic to salt water
Allergic to salt water ???
fark, that'd bring tears to your eyes !
Ummm, no wait.
D'OH !
cutter
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He's Allergic to work tooo
He's allergic to working as well hahahahhahahahahahah
Carry
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looks like its on
Looks like its on crackerjack time C%$#
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