Spess's joke time again!
Submitted by SPESS on Tue, 2007-03-27 17:08
WHY FISHING IS BETTER THAN SEX!
When you go fishing and you catch something,thats good! If your having sex and catch something thats very bad!
Fish dont compare you to other fisherman and dont want to know how many other fish you have caught!
In fishing you lie about the one that got away, In sex you lie about the one you caught!
You can catch and release a fish and then you dont have to lie and say you'll stay friends after you let it go!
You dont have to necessarliy change your "LINE" to keep catching other fish!
You can catch a fish on a 20 cent soft plastic, if you want sex it costs you atleast a movie and dinner!
Finally fish dont mind if you fall asleep while your fishing!
Until next week this is spess's joke time!
Bosshogg
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little fishing story : A man
little fishing story :
A man was fishing. He began his outing with a 25kg Kingfish on the first
drop and a 20 lb snapper on the second.
On the third drop he had just scored his first ever King Terakihi when
his cell phone rang. It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had
just been in a terrible accident and was in critical condition in ICU.
The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was and that the
he'd be there as soon as possible. As he hung up he realized he was
leaving, what was shaping up to be, his best ever fishing trip. He
decided to get in a couple of more drifts before heading to the
hospital.
He ended up catching several personal bests, limited out on three
species and all in all, had his best day's fishing by far. He was
jubilant.... Then he remembered his wife. Feeling guilty he dashed to
the hospital. He saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about his
wife's condition.
The doctor glared at him and shouted, "You went ahead and kept fishing
didn't you! you callous bastard!
"I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out for the past four
hours enjoying yourself on the ocean, your wife has been languishing in
the ICU! It's just as well you went ahead and finished the fishing
because it will be more than likely your last bloody trip! For the rest of
her life she will require 'round the clock care. And you'll be her care
giver!"
The man was feeling so guilty he broke down and sobbed .
The doctor snickered and said, "Just kidding . She's dead.
What'd you catch?"