Nominate the All Time Funniest Fishwrecked Thread

I’m sure that most members remember “that thread” which “tickled the funny bone”.  Fishwrecked has such a wealth of information about most WA fishing and boating subjects stored in its archives, and it time to showcase these with the theme of humor.

The Shore Catch competition for March 2021 is to nominate the funniest thread, for voting by members.  Nomination can be by comment on this post, or pm to me.  Threads will be reviewed and finalists will be listed in a Fishwrecked poll that will run over the last week of March.  The prize (a quality boning knife) will be awarded to the member that nominates the thread with the most votes, and if multiple nominations are received for the same thread the winner will be randomly selected.

Please think back to the “classics” and have your say.  The site search function works, so find the thread you liked the most and nominate it.  There are some really good ones that deserve to be read again, by members new and old.

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 The 'precorshuns' bloke has

Sun, 2021-03-14 20:38

 The 'precorshuns' bloke has to be a front runner. Fishing a 12ft tinny for snapper in winter storms. 

Been a couple of monumental rage quits over the years too. 
 

My personal favourite was the fairly recent rate quit from the bloke with the platey with a Honda that wanted everything instantly. Posted multiple threads, couldn't listen to sensible advice, argued with anyone that tried to help him. He was pretty special. 

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fisherman 19**

Sun, 2021-03-14 21:09

was it a platey or the commodore with the new donk? the commy was still for sale a good few months later. 

Scotto's tale of his mates trip north and back was another good one.

And then the one the bloke's gps tag on his pic had him fishing in the sanctuary zone at Coral Bay was it?

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 Yep. Same bloke. Was on

Mon, 2021-03-15 05:55

 Yep. Same bloke. Was on gumtree every week. 

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 The commy is back up with a

Sun, 2021-03-21 07:59

 The commy is back up with a few more tastefull additions. And yes scottos post had me in tears haha

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 Haha. Yep. 'I was never

Sun, 2021-03-21 09:17

 Haha. Yep. 'I was never intending on selling but....'. Spent more time on gumtree than off it. 

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 Feel sorry for the poor

Sun, 2021-03-21 20:03

 Feel sorry for the poor sucker who bought the plate boat.

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precorshuns wins easily!

Mon, 2021-03-15 14:48

 

That was a great thread.  Never worked out if he was a troll or was truly that much of a tool.  

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 Anything from the files of

Sun, 2021-03-14 20:55

 Anything from the files of Petermac, especially the lost sock.

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Fisherman1992

Sun, 2021-03-14 21:20

How could we forget.

snapper snapper snapper | Fishing - Fishwrecked.com - Fishing WA. Fishing Photos & Videos

 

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Poor

Sun, 2021-03-14 21:22

Peter . He had last laugh . Lotto . He actually was a decent guy . Believe it or not

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Give you

Sun, 2021-03-14 21:49

That one Alan just had a read . Classic

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without a doubt

Mon, 2021-03-15 07:23

 Storm tinny fishing!!!!

I think it gave Adam a heart attack that one. 

It would take some beating and as soon as I saw the post I knew most on here that would remember this would no doubt nominate it. Fisherman1992 was a classic!!!

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 The South African blokes

Mon, 2021-03-15 08:06

 The South African blokes meltdown after he posted on Anzac Day about how the troops that landed at Gallipoli shouldn't be recognised as hero's was quite memorable too. 

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 Tony Halliday

Mon, 2021-03-15 09:30

 Tony Halliday

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Peter Mac any story from him

Mon, 2021-03-15 08:12

 And then the PM's to follow up and a few left left left combos thrown around.

Was it Cardinal who posted a picture of pink snapper caught at Mauds Landing Coral bay? Photo had GPs coords?

Yep snapper fishing in the storm was a classic.

I always love the shark threads. Popcorn reading for sure.

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Fisherman 1992

Mon, 2021-03-15 08:19

 Fisherman 1992 gets my vote as well, specially the bit where he posted the photos that had the reflection off the computer screen

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This one was ok

Mon, 2021-03-15 09:28
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 That little kingfisher kid

Mon, 2021-03-15 12:01

 That little kingfisher kid created a few giggles. Him and his mate had a few childish fights

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Snapper snapper snapper

Mon, 2021-03-15 13:10

 Can't go past snapper snapper snapper

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fisherman1992 takes the cake

Mon, 2021-03-15 16:14

fisherman1992 takes the cake but cardinals cervantes spangly was another cracker

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Cardinal

Mon, 2021-03-15 19:04

 Yes that was unique, came back like 5 times under different aliases to try back up the story.

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Precorshions

Mon, 2021-03-15 19:03

 Yup precorshions for me too, both threads. Was just wtf!

Plenty of funny and no so funny characters over the years.

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Certainly been a few old

Mon, 2021-03-15 19:59

Certainly been a few old names been mentioned so far. Along with some unforgettable posts . Fisherman 1992 certainly had a ripper. Got my vote

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Hallidays Anzac rant

Mon, 2021-03-15 20:46

Wasn't funny but was up there for the most engaging.
I try and keep out of the rants but do get a good laugh out of them.
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I was going to say the same

Mon, 2021-03-15 23:38

I was going to say the same Seakem, didn’t he post a pic of a fish that was a stock photo off the internet or something

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 Lol there were a few, one

Tue, 2021-03-16 04:27

 Lol there were a few, one that comes to mind was a Blackarse he caught that shrunk to undersize when he got back to the ramp and got done by fisheries lol. Certainly a character.

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 Then fought the charge and

Tue, 2021-03-16 06:00

 Then fought the charge and won.

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 did he?

Tue, 2021-03-16 21:22

 did he?

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 Snapper fisher classic, Pmac

Sun, 2021-03-21 08:49

 Snapper fisher classic, Pmac organising fights at safety bay boat ramp and policeman putting hand in car and having his dog put down.

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*Fitness Fight Complex.

Sun, 2021-03-21 11:51

*Fitness Fight Complex. Imagine the gym owners face if people had actually started turning up lol

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