Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.
'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could Relieve your pain if you'd allow me.' she told him. 'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied.
He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands there at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help.
She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, 'How does that feel?' He replied: 'It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken!
ledge64
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Date Joined: 24/11/09
Enjoy
Enjoy
ledge64
Posts: 1026
Date Joined: 24/11/09
Enjoy
Enjoy
groverwa
Posts: 286
Date Joined: 21/07/14
The good oil Whenever we
has the answer - she somehow believes she is a trained mechanic.
Yesterday she took the oil dipstick from the car into Supercheap
and asked for a new one. The attendant asked what was wrong
with it as it looked ok.
She replied, "It must be worn out, it no longer reaches the oil".
Jackfrost80
Posts: 8155
Date Joined: 07/05/12
In line with the story in
In line with the story in The Worst this week
Officially off the Pies bandwagon
groverwa
Posts: 286
Date Joined: 21/07/14
PETA
People Eating Tasty Animals
chris raff
Posts: 3257
Date Joined: 09/02/10
Apart from the bloke with
Apart from the bloke with the big hat
“Intelligence is like a four-wheel drive. It only allows you to get stuck in more remote places.”
Jackfrost80
Posts: 8155
Date Joined: 07/05/12
Alright I give up. Just tell
Alright I give up. Just tell us where Ro$$ is sitting
Officially off the Pies bandwagon
Billcollector
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Date Joined: 16/05/09
Didn't notice the bloke with
Didn't notice the bloke with the big hat just the flog
sea-kem
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Date Joined: 30/11/09
Am I missing something with
Am I missing something with the shoelace/Paris pic?
Love the West!
chris raff
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Date Joined: 09/02/10
Because she thinks he’s
Because she thinks he’s proposing or looking at her camel toe ..
“Intelligence is like a four-wheel drive. It only allows you to get stuck in more remote places.”
sea-kem
Posts: 15031
Date Joined: 30/11/09
Ahhhhhhhh
Ahhhhhhhh
Love the West!
timboon
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Date Joined: 14/11/10
Ledge I'll give you an 8/10
Ledge I'll give you an 8/10 for the gangster hounds, but i'm afraid you get a 2/10 overall...
Jackfrost80
Posts: 8155
Date Joined: 07/05/12
C'mon then Boon, stop
C'mon then Boon, stop watching yootoobe highlights of Sam Mitchell, grab yourself a Coopers Red and give it a crack.
Officially off the Pies bandwagon
Dale
Posts: 7930
Date Joined: 13/09/05
Two women were playing golf.
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.
'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could Relieve your pain if you'd allow me.' she told him. 'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied.
He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands there at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help.
She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, 'How does that feel?' He replied: 'It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken!
"Just because you are a Character, Doesn't mean you have Character."
Mr Wolf
piston broke
Posts: 776
Date Joined: 05/11/08
Beautifully
written Dale cheers Pete.
Dropbear88
Posts: 56
Date Joined: 02/08/10
for all the golfers
The Elton John putt.
a nasty little 5 footer that always licks the rim.
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