All the organs of the body were having a meeting Trying to decide who was the one in charge.
"I should be in charge," said the brain, "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."
"I should be in charge," said the blood, "Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge," said the stomach,"Because I process food and give all of you energy."
"I should be in charge, "said the legs," because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."
"I should be in charge,"said the eyes," Because I allow the body to see where it goes."
"I should be in charge," said the rectum," Because I'm responsible for waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, So in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache The stomach was bloated, The legs got wobbly, The eyes got watery, And the blood was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss
The Moral of the story? Even though the others do all the work.. The a.. hole is usually in charge
LMoney
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Tan leggins - Ha
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Love the West!
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320
320
A pessimist is never disapointed
striker
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God that's a horrible sight!
320 but ok now 20
dodgy
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20
20
Does anyone know where the love of god goes, when the waves turn the minutes to hours?
z00m
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crasny1
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Pemdas
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How Do I Remember It All ... ? PEMDAS !
P
Parentheses first
E
Exponents (ie Powers and Square Roots, etc.)
MD
Multiplication and Division (left-to-right)
AS
Addition and Subtraction (left-to-right)
Edit: Butt?????
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dodgy
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Bimdas I remember. Brackets,
Bimdas I remember. Brackets, indices, multiplication, division, addition, subtraction.
Does anyone know where the love of god goes, when the waves turn the minutes to hours?
Curndog
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128
128?
Saulty2
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had 320 but now 20
Curndog
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F knows how I got 128
F knows how I got 128 either I'm a genius or more likely just dumb haha
groverwa
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All the organs of the body
All the organs of the body were having a meeting
Trying to decide who was the one in charge.
"I should be in charge," said the brain, "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."
"I should be in charge," said the blood, "Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge," said the stomach,"Because I process food and give all of you energy."
"I should be in charge, "said the legs," because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."
"I should be in charge,"said the eyes," Because I allow the body to see where it goes."
"I should be in charge," said the rectum," Because I'm responsible for waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him,
So in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache
The stomach was bloated,
The legs got wobbly,
The eyes got watery,
And the blood was toxic.
They all decided that the rectum should be the boss
The Moral of the story?
Even though the others do all the work..
The a.. hole is usually in charge
Curndog
Posts: 449
Date Joined: 21/11/16
Hahaha
I like that one groverwa. Very true