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Tan leggins - Ha

Fri, 2016-12-02 06:15

20

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 20

Fri, 2016-12-02 06:20

 20

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Love the West!

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320

Fri, 2016-12-02 06:22

 320

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A pessimist is never disapointed

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God that's a horrible sight!

Fri, 2016-12-02 22:33

 320 but ok now 20

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 20

Fri, 2016-12-02 06:36

 20

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Does anyone know where the love of god goes, when the waves turn the minutes to hours?

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20

Fri, 2016-12-02 07:04

 20

 

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Pemdas

Fri, 2016-12-02 08:04

20
How Do I Remember It All ... ? PEMDAS !

P
Parentheses first

E
Exponents (ie Powers and Square Roots, etc.)

MD
Multiplication and Division (left-to-right)

AS
Addition and Subtraction (left-to-right)

Edit: Butt?????

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"I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact!!" _ Elon Musk

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 Bimdas I remember. Brackets,

Fri, 2016-12-02 08:18

 Bimdas I remember. Brackets, indices, multiplication, division, addition, subtraction. 

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Does anyone know where the love of god goes, when the waves turn the minutes to hours?

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128

Fri, 2016-12-02 08:13

 128?

 

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20

Fri, 2016-12-02 08:30

had 320 but now 20

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F knows how I got 128

Fri, 2016-12-02 08:32

 F knows how I got 128 either I'm a genius or more likely just dumb haha

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 All the organs of the body

Fri, 2016-12-02 08:48

 All the organs of the body were having a meeting 
Trying to decide who was the one in charge.

"I should be in charge," said the brain, "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."

"I should be in charge," said the blood, "Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."

"I should be in charge," said the stomach,"Because I process food and give all of you energy."

"I should be in charge, "said the legs," because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."

"I should be in charge,"said the eyes," Because I allow the body to see where it goes."

"I should be in charge," said the rectum," Because I'm responsible for waste removal."

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, 
So in a huff, he shut down tight. 
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache 
The stomach was bloated, 
The legs got wobbly, 
The eyes got watery, 
And the blood was toxic. 
They all decided that the rectum should be the boss

The Moral of the story? 
Even though the others do all the work.. 
The a.. hole is usually in charge

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Hahaha

Fri, 2016-12-02 09:10

 I like that one groverwa. Very true