Smile on your dial Monday
Submitted by sunshine on Mon, 2014-02-10 12:45
Getting Older:
When I was ready to check out and pay for my groceries the cashier
said,"Strip down, facing me."
Making a mental note so I could complain to my local police about this
running amok security rubbish, I did just as she had instructed.
After the shrieking and hysterical remarks finally subsided, I found out
that she was referring to how I should position my debit card.
Nonetheless, I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
They need to make their instructions a little more clear for seniors.
Man, I hate this getting older stuff
Refty
Posts: 9
Date Joined: 06/01/14
Old Age
Doctor, when I was a teenager, it took two hands to bend my erection.
Now I am 70 it only takes one hand to bend it.
Am I getting stronger with age?
tim-o
Posts: 4657
Date Joined: 24/05/11
Doc, I think Im getting
Doc, I think Im getting amnesia.....
Ahh, youre fine, go home and try and forget about it....
I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary.
Bunny
Posts: 678
Date Joined: 05/08/10
This seal walks into a
This seal walks into a club.....
Super peg
Posts: 760
Date Joined: 02/09/12
Hahaha oh no you didn't!
Hahaha oh no you didn't!
The art of fishing consists of casting, winding, trolling and jigging
while freezing, sweating, swatting and swearing.
axey45
Posts: 1758
Date Joined: 26/11/13
Pissers, lmfao.
Pissers, lmfao.