Friday Funnys - Happy New Year
Submitted by ledge64 on Fri, 2011-12-30 05:53
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Happy New Year
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roberta
Posts: 2773
Date Joined: 08/07/08
My first for Friday funnies
This was sent to me by a friend
Nurses aren't supposed to laugh...
"Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," said Bob, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the smallest male part the nurse had ever seen. In length and width was almost identical to a AAA battery.
Unable to control herself, the nurse tried to stop a giggle, but it just came out. And then she started laughing at the fact that she was laughing. Feeling very badly that she had laughed at the man's part, she composed herself as well as she could. "I am so sorry," she said.. "I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise That won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen," Bob replied.
She ran out of the room.
Ginger Tablets Rock
Swan River Fisher
Posts: 877
Date Joined: 03/05/11
hahahaha lol some good ones
hahahaha lol some good ones
oceanspirit
Posts: 40
Date Joined: 28/12/11
Hi i am new here, nice
Hi i am new here, nice sharing.
I come, I see, I fish!!
Dale
Posts: 7930
Date Joined: 13/09/05
Every Friday oceanspirit,
Every Friday oceanspirit, it's a bit of a Fishwrecked tradition. Well done again as always
Cheers
Dale
"Just because you are a Character, Doesn't mean you have Character."
Mr Wolf
Alanby
Posts: 49
Date Joined: 14/10/11
Talk about over qualified!
The woman applying for a job in a lemon orchard seemed
to be far too qualified for the job; given her liberal arts degree from
the Sydney University and her jobs as a social worker and
school teacher.
The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you this:
"Have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?"
"Well, as a matter of fact, I have!"
"I've been divorced three times, owned 2 Holdens, barrack for the Dockers, and I voted for Julia Gillard."