Friday Funnys
Submitted by ledge64 on Fri, 2011-12-09 16:53
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Swan River Fisher
Posts: 877
Date Joined: 03/05/11
haahahahahha
haahahahahha
Graeme76
Posts: 287
Date Joined: 03/10/11
LOL. Lionel.I'll add to
LOL. Lionel.
I'll add to those, hope you don't mind.
Nauti Buoy
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Date Joined: 20/04/09
coffee
Imagine waking up to your morning coffee like that-pppffff! (wouldn't that b nice)
The_Wanderer
Posts: 735
Date Joined: 24/09/08
Don't think I would be
Don't think I would be drinking much coffee though!
deezydee
Posts: 109
Date Joined: 05/12/10
Sex Tax
AUSTRALIA WAS IN A TERRIBLE STATE
The Country was in a terrible state,
As the Parliament sat for the Budget Debate.
It was quite a few minutes before Gillard spoke,
Then she said, ‘Sex will cost you two bucks a poke,
Whether your short, skinny or thick.
A tax will be paid on the use of your prick’.
Penny Wong rose and said ‘Julia look here,
Will this tax apply to those who are queer?’
Greenie Bob Brown looked rather glum,
‘May I be exempt, I only like bum.’
Julia replied and sounded quite airy
‘You’ll pay double you dirty old fairy’
Up rose Tony Abbott, to tremendous applause
Grabbed Julie Bishop and ripped off her drawers
He straddled across her and fucked her at will
Then shouted to Gillard, ‘Put that on the Bill’!
Wayne Swan shouted, ‘I think I’ll resign,
I haven’t had sex for a very long time.
I dream every night of a big juicy crutch,
But two bucks a go .. that’s too fucking much.’
The House was in uproar, the fighting went on,
Till Turnbull banged on the Bar with his dong,
‘With a tax on a poke in the front and the back
All we can do is have a good whack.’
I disagree said Joyce with a leer,
And stuck his big prick into Bob Katter’s ear.
The backbenchers came and the Cabinet went
Rudd took his out and found it was bent.
‘Look here’, he cried as it swung in the air,
‘For those who are bent a discount is fair.’
So all checked their dicks, the Speaker was last,
And in the excitement, the damn Bill was passed.
So now in the beds of Australia at night,
There’s many a fanny that’s closed up real tight.
They’re taxing our booze and taxing our smokes
And now the bastards are taxing our pokes.
If two bucks a head is the price we must pay
It now with ourselves we find we must play
To quench our frustrations we must have a wank
And for the state of our Country – we’ve Gillard to thank!roberta
Posts: 2773
Date Joined: 08/07/08
hahahahah
thats damn good, as we are taxed to the hilt hahahahahahah
Ginger Tablets Rock
Robert Jennings
Posts: 11
Date Joined: 06/12/11
To the poet
Well done mate that was great it so true so well done to you .Thanks for the laugh.
Dale
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Date Joined: 13/09/05
Love that last one for sex
Love that last one for sex tax
Cheers
Dale
"Just because you are a Character, Doesn't mean you have Character."
Mr Wolf
Joodles
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Date Joined: 19/11/10
HaHa, thats the funniest
HaHa, thats the funniest thing I've read for a long time. Good one mate!
fishfish
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Date Joined: 01/09/09
Post of the year !!
Onya Deezy post of the year my friend !!!!! Bravo !!!!!
cheers fishfish
Leemo
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Date Joined: 22/02/07
How do new zealand farmers
How do new zealand farmers find sheep that are lost in the long grass?
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Very Satisfying.
bludgin' since 94'