Years back I bought my dog a realistic fake hand to play with, few days after my sister came home with a new mate from college, who had lost her hand in an accident, my dog bounds up to her with her new toy and this girl totally loses it. Holy crap I felt bad and my sister was convinced I did it on purpose, 20 odd years later she still gives me shit for it!
Got a lot of marrow bones around my gardens/lawns at times it looks like a cemetery has been dug up. Get the odd look from visitors with a polite reply of that's whats left of the last fence jumper.
By the way did I miss something with P Macs copper story? Was having a bit of a chuckle at the latest saga of Pete's life.
davewillo
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Date Joined: 08/09/16
Classic!
Love the pug joke - brought some looks in the office when I laughed so loud! Thanks for that
PGFC member and lure tragic
Faulkner Family
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Date Joined: 11/03/08
That one with the rotti is
That one with the rotti is briliant. Need a hand like that.
RUSS and SANDY. A family that fishes together stays together
Rob H
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Date Joined: 18/01/12
Ha, wasnt there some
Ha, wasnt there some teenager a couple of years ago charged by police as he was driving around with a fake hand hanging out of the car boot.
Cops got multiple calls about it
Give a man a mask, and he'll show you his true face...
The older you get the more you realize that no one has a f++king clue what they're doing.
Everyone's just winging it.
dmck
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Date Joined: 07/03/19
Breakfast to 8.30
I used a variation of this on my wife... about Maccas serving all day breakfast....
Does anyone know a good dating site...??
Pob
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Date Joined: 13/10/10
Years back I bought my dog a
Years back I bought my dog a realistic fake hand to play with, few days after my sister came home with a new mate from college, who had lost her hand in an accident, my dog bounds up to her with her new toy and this girl totally loses it. Holy crap I felt bad and my sister was convinced I did it on purpose, 20 odd years later she still gives me shit for it!
meglodon
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Date Joined: 17/06/10
Ratty with the fake hand
That just broke me up,
thanks for the funnies ledge you make for a great leed into the weekend
meglodon
Posts: 5981
Date Joined: 17/06/10
Ratty with the fake hand
That just broke me up,
thanks for the funnies ledge you make for a great leed into the weekend
Wes F
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Date Joined: 07/01/12
Fake arm is a good one.
Got a lot of marrow bones around my gardens/lawns at times it looks like a cemetery has been dug up. Get the odd look from visitors with a polite reply of that's whats left of the last fence jumper.
By the way did I miss something with P Macs copper story? Was having a bit of a chuckle at the latest saga of Pete's life.
Old fishermen never die they just smell that way.
Billcollector
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Date Joined: 16/05/09
P macs gone into hiding me
P macs gone into hiding me thinks. It's like watching home and away. lol.