Q. What do you get if you cross the Aussie cricket team with an OXO cube? A. A laughing stock.
Q. What's the height of optimism? A. Aussie batsman putting on sunscreen.
Q. What's the difference between an Aussie batsman and a Formula 1 car? A. Nothing! If you blink you'll miss them both.
Q. What do Aussie batsmen and drug addicts have in common? A. Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from.
Q. What does an Aussie batsman who is playing in the test have in common with Michael Jackson? A. They both wore gloves for no apparent reason.
Q. What is the difference between Cinderella and the Aussies A. Cinderella knew when to leave the ball.
Q. What's the difference between the Aussies and a funeral director? A. A funeral director isn't going to lose the ashes.
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Faulkner Family
Posts: 18059
Date Joined: 11/03/08
I got 32 sqares. That last
I got 32 sqares.
That last one os good .
RUSS and SANDY. A family that fishes together stays together
groverwa
Posts: 286
Date Joined: 21/07/14
Tailored to fit the
A. A laughing stock.
Q. What's the height of optimism?
A. Aussie batsman putting on sunscreen.
Q. What's the difference between an Aussie batsman and a Formula 1 car?
A. Nothing! If you blink you'll miss them both.
Q. What do Aussie batsmen and drug addicts have in common?
A. Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from.
Q. What does an Aussie batsman who is playing in the test have in common with Michael Jackson?
A. They both wore gloves for no apparent reason.
Q. What is the difference between Cinderella and the Aussies
A. Cinderella knew when to leave the ball.
Q. What's the difference between the Aussies and a funeral director?
A. A funeral director isn't going to lose the ashes.
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Mitchell Marsh's wife rang the cricket ground looking for him.
Bloke says, "He's just gone in to bat".
She says, "That's ok, I'll wait, he won't be long".
Dale
Posts: 7930
Date Joined: 13/09/05
32 also
"Just because you are a Character, Doesn't mean you have Character."
Mr Wolf
pelagicyachts
Posts: 1322
Date Joined: 23/02/11
well.........technically none
well.........technically none - squares require four equal planes and four right angles
:-)
Bigwig
Posts: 48
Date Joined: 19/02/15
41 squares.
41 squares.
gruntre69
Posts: 533
Date Joined: 15/10/16
44 squares
44 squares
Marine trimmer NOR (available for clears, tops, carpet, upholstery, custom equipment covers)