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 40

Fri, 2016-11-25 09:14

 40

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96

Fri, 2016-11-25 09:16

96

Gav475's picture

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40

Fri, 2016-11-25 09:17

 40

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96

Fri, 2016-11-25 09:18

96

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96

Fri, 2016-11-25 09:23

 96

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96

Fri, 2016-11-25 09:24

96

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 come on guys 8+11=19  

Fri, 2016-11-25 09:43

 come on guys 8+11=19  

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 96 definitely How the hell

Fri, 2016-11-25 10:09

 96 definitely

 How the hell did you guys come up with 40 ???

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 7 + previous answer = 129 +

Fri, 2016-11-25 10:22

 7 + previous answer = 12

9 + previous answer =21

19 + previous answer = 40

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Does work

Fri, 2016-11-25 10:43

but I think it is 1 + (1x4) = 5
2+ (2x5) = 12
3 + (3x6) =21
the
8 + (8 x 11) = 96

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 I was sitting in the waiting

Fri, 2016-11-25 10:36

 I was sitting in the waiting room today and read this one:

 
Boy comes home from school,
'Dad, I'm in the play at school'
Dad: 'What part are you playing?
Boy: 'I'm playing the part of a man who has been married for 30 years.'
Dad: "Better luck next time. You might be lucky and get a speaking part!'
 
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Either 96 or 40 works

Fri, 2016-11-25 10:49

Either 96 or 40 works

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what's with all the

Fri, 2016-11-25 10:56

what's with all the numbers?

damn ....I cant get past the peperoni !

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Peperoni?

Fri, 2016-11-25 11:34

What about the lucky Rock

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Fri, 2016-11-25 12:09

 What pepperoni?

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 My peperoni lol 

Fri, 2016-11-25 12:17

 My peperoni lol

 

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 38

Fri, 2016-11-25 12:32

 38

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 SORRY 40 

Fri, 2016-11-25 12:33

 SORRY 40

 

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 Two Irishmen, Paddy and Mick

Fri, 2016-11-25 17:38

 Two Irishmen, Paddy and Mick are out fishing.

They found a spot and were catching plenty of fish.

When it was time to head home, Paddy said to Mick that they should mark this spot so they can come back as it was a good one.

So Mick leans over the side and with a permanent marker draws a big "X" on the side of the boat.

Paddy looks at him shaking his head.....

"for Feks sake Mick that's useless......what if we bring my boat next time" 

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 Can also be 52 if you use

Fri, 2016-11-25 18:43

 Can also be 52 if you use sequencing.

Instead of 8x11, use 4x11 (4th row)

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 40

Fri, 2016-11-25 21:09

 40

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Two farmers

Sat, 2016-11-26 07:09

 talking --  Jack says  " If you give me one of your sheep, I'll  have twice as many as you "

 

Fred says " No, you give me one of yours and we'll both have the same amount"

 

How many sheep does each one have ?

 

 

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 jack has 5 fred has 4

Sat, 2016-11-26 08:09

 jack has 5 fred has 4

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 Just a question to ponder,

Sat, 2016-11-26 10:05

 Just a question to ponder, If you get stopped by the police and are told that therse an accident ahead & the road is closed & you have to seek an alternative route (root) does that mean you can have an affair and if mrs catches u yor defence would be that police told you too.

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Not

Sat, 2016-11-26 16:02

 quite Oddball.

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Either 40/96 works Sheep 5/7

Sun, 2016-11-27 12:54

Either 40/96 works
Sheep 5/7

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