dude comes home from his night shift at maccas, and says to his missus "i got fired tonight". "how come?" she asks. "well, ever since i've worked at mcdonalds, i always wanted to know what it would be like to stick my dick in the pickle slicer, and tonight i finally did it". "thats a bit weird, what happened to the pickle slicer" she asked. "yeah, she got fired too"....
carnarvonite
Posts: 8673
Date Joined: 24/07/07
Book
A blind man was given a cheese grater like the one above as a present. Said it was the most violent book he'd ever read!!
Alan James
Posts: 2242
Date Joined: 30/06/09
When love fades
Last night I was watching TV on the sofa when I heard my wife's voice from the kitchen,
"What would you like for dinner my love, chicken, beef or lamb?"
I said "Thank you, I'll have the beef"
she replied,
"Your having soup you a...hole, I was talking to the cat".
scotto
Posts: 2472
Date Joined: 21/04/08
well,
dude comes home from his night shift at maccas, and says to his missus "i got fired tonight". "how come?" she asks. "well, ever since i've worked at mcdonalds, i always wanted to know what it would be like to stick my dick in the pickle slicer, and tonight i finally did it". "thats a bit weird, what happened to the pickle slicer" she asked. "yeah, she got fired too"....
Faulkner Family
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Date Joined: 11/03/08
someone has a good sence of
someone has a good sence of humor with the pumpkin, very well done
RUSS and SANDY. A family that fishes together stays together