Friday Funnys


carnarvonite's picture

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Date Joined: 24/07/07

Book

Fri, 2010-10-15 17:58

A blind man was  given a cheese grater like the one above as a present. Said it was the most violent book he'd ever read!!

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Date Joined: 30/06/09

When love fades

Fri, 2010-10-15 18:52

Last night I was watching TV on the sofa when I heard my wife's voice from the kitchen,

"What would you like for dinner my love, chicken, beef or lamb?"

I said "Thank you, I'll have the beef"

she replied,


"Your having soup you a...hole, I was talking to the cat". 

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Date Joined: 21/04/08

well,

Fri, 2010-10-15 19:17

dude comes home from his night shift at maccas, and says to his missus "i got fired tonight". "how come?" she asks. "well, ever since i've worked at mcdonalds, i always wanted to know what it would be like to stick my dick in the pickle slicer, and tonight i finally did it". "thats a bit weird, what happened to the pickle slicer" she asked. "yeah, she got fired too"....

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someone has a good sence of

Fri, 2010-10-15 21:56

someone has a good sence of humor with the pumpkin, very well done

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