Friday Funnys
Submitted by ledge64 on Fri, 2012-08-17 07:37
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sea-kem
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Date Joined: 30/11/09
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000; is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$90,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing... I was just talking to Janie and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $980,000 for it."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. They'll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it's what you really want."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.
He turns and asks, "Anyone know whose phone this is?"
Love the West!
Troy Summers
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Date Joined: 14/08/11
Thats funny as!!!
Thats funny as!!!
dumper
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Date Joined: 03/04/08
Human centipede I'd like to
Human centipede I'd like to see
Lamby
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Date Joined: 04/08/09
You the man Dumper!
You the man Dumper!
tim-o
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Date Joined: 24/05/11
Wonder which end the dog's
Wonder which end the dog's guna get on, plow his red rocket in the end chick or cop an anal tounge bath from number 1, tough decision
I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary.
dkonig82
Posts: 2091
Date Joined: 06/07/10
Damn! That last pic is fine.
Damn! That last pic is fine. If only the human centipede movie were like that instead.
When asked by a non-fisherman 'how many fishing rods do you really need?' the correct answer is either:
n+1 (where n is the number of fishing rods you currently own); or
n-1 (where n is the number of fishing rods which would cause your significant other to dump you.
Buz
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Date Joined: 28/08/07
With inspiration like that
With inspiration like that pic its a wonder the porn industry hasn't already made a Parody of it :)
till
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Date Joined: 21/02/08
I'm sure they had them out
I'm sure they had them out before the real thing.
Dizzy
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Date Joined: 21/02/11
They Have !
They Have !
Versus
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Date Joined: 06/03/09
checkout the dog running up
checkout the dog running up like "OOOH YERRR let me in on that action!"
aalfred
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Date Joined: 13/06/09
There are some really good
There are some really good ones this week!!!!!
jigsaw
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Date Joined: 30/07/11
sleeping with pets