- a dark night, cold wind blowing, campfire flickering, stars twinkling in the dark sky.
Three hang-glider pilots are sitting by the campfire, One from Australia , one from Seth Efrika and one from New Zulland.
Each embroiled in the bravado for which they are famous. The night of tales begins...
Kiven the Kiwi says, 'I must be the meanest, toughest, heng glider there es. Why, jist the other day I linded in a field and scared a crocodeale, who came out of the swamp and ate sux min who were standen close by. I grebbed the crocodeale and wristled him to du ground and killed em with my beer hends'
Hansie from Seth Efrika (who typically can't stand to be bettered) said, 'Well you guys, I lended orfter a 200 mile flight in my heng glider on a tiny trail, and a Namibian snike slid out from under a rock and made a move on me. I grebbed de borsted with me bare hinds and beet it's head off ind then sucked the poison from its body down in one gulp. End I'm still here today'
Colin, the Tough Australian, remained silent, slowly poking the fire with his penis.
Bruce
Posts: 527
Date Joined: 11/04/12
how many pound braid is the
how many pound braid is the last picture? haha
dkonig82
Posts: 2091
Date Joined: 06/07/10
Damn that chick would look ok
Damn that chick would look ok if it weren't for that filthy tat!
When asked by a non-fisherman 'how many fishing rods do you really need?' the correct answer is either:
n+1 (where n is the number of fishing rods you currently own); or
n-1 (where n is the number of fishing rods which would cause your significant other to dump you.
crasny1
Posts: 7006
Date Joined: 16/10/08
What tat
Dont see one on the blonde!!!
"I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact!!" _ Elon Musk
Dale
Posts: 7930
Date Joined: 13/09/05
That armpit tat must have
That armpit tat must have hurt....
Cheers
Dale
"Just because you are a Character, Doesn't mean you have Character."
Mr Wolf
sea-kem
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Date Joined: 30/11/09
She will say to herself in
She will say to herself in years to come "Damn what was I thinking" lol
Love the West!
docmattskin
Posts: 18
Date Joined: 20/02/12
tat
Must agree; I have had a good look and definitely no tat ont eh blonde
tim-o
Posts: 4657
Date Joined: 24/05/11
How tough are Australian
How tough are Australian men??
The scene is set
- a dark night, cold wind blowing, campfire flickering, stars twinkling in the dark sky.
Three hang-glider pilots are sitting by the campfire,
One from Australia , one from Seth Efrika and one from New Zulland.
Each embroiled in the bravado for which they are famous.
The night of tales begins...
Kiven the Kiwi says, 'I must be the meanest, toughest, heng glider there es. Why, jist the other day I linded in a field and scared a crocodeale, who came out of the swamp and ate sux min who were standen close by. I grebbed the crocodeale and wristled him to du ground and killed em with my beer hends'
Hansie from Seth Efrika (who typically can't stand to be bettered) said, 'Well you guys, I lended orfter a 200 mile flight in my heng glider on a tiny trail, and a Namibian snike slid out from under a rock and made a move on me. I grebbed de borsted with me bare hinds and beet it's head off ind then sucked the poison from its body down in one gulp. End I'm still here today'
Colin, the Tough Australian, remained silent, slowly poking the fire with his penis.
I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary.
bod
Posts: 2321
Date Joined: 03/05/06
Is this Colin?
scottland
Posts: 3040
Date Joined: 10/05/10
congratulations amy winehouse
12 months sober today
i support two teams eagles and whoever is playing the dockers
tim-o
Posts: 4657
Date Joined: 24/05/11
Whats even funnier is
Whats even funnier is Collingwood loosing to an injury depleated out of form side, and set to loose the next 2
I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary.
dumper
Posts: 1027
Date Joined: 03/04/08
Thanks a lot champ, wasn't
Thanks a lot champ, wasn't interested in watching the rest of the game