Friday Funnys
Submitted by ledge64 on Fri, 2012-06-22 18:38
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sea-kem
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Ha ha ha ha that last one
Ha ha ha ha that last one cross dresser from way back.and what's with the dude in the door?
Love the West!
sea-kem
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I guess the Bud is meant to
I guess the Bud is meant to be a 'Piss tank'?
Love the West!
aalfred
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Date Joined: 13/06/09
how cool is that banana!
how cool is that banana!
bod
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Date Joined: 03/05/06
I have never been spearfishing but
I'm pretty sure this is NOT how you do it.
Choobsy
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Date Joined: 29/05/12
Thats gotta hurt
Thats gotta hurt
meglodon
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Date Joined: 17/06/10
yeeeow
that picture makes my eyes water
Leemo
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if i am correct, the story
if i am correct, the story goes, he was diving with his mate, when he was tapped on the shoulder, but his mate misfired and copped him in the cheek as he turned around. Good mate hey!
bludgin' since 94'
C MAC
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Date Joined: 28/05/10
?
Shit of a shot!
Leemo
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(No subject)
bludgin' since 94'
Miss fitz
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Date Joined: 20/06/12
Hahaha
That's gold mate ^^
grayzeee
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Date Joined: 09/07/09
You can tell a lot about how
You can tell a lot about how a woman is feeling by looking at her shoes.
If they're behind her ears , she likes you.
If I spent half as long fishing , as I do reading this bloody forum , I'd be twice the fisherman I am.
pale ale
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Date Joined: 02/01/10
It's a slow day in the small
It's a slow day in the small Tasmanian town of Pumphandle and the streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody is living on credit.
A tourist visiting the area drives through town, stops at the motel, and lays a $100 bill on the desk saying he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs to pick one for the night.
As soon as he walks upstairs, the motel owner grabs the bill and runs next door to pay his debt to the butcher. (Stay with this.....and pay attention)
The butcher takes the $100 and runs down the street to retire his debt to the pig farmer.The pig farmer takes the $100 and heads off to pay his bill to his supplier, the Co-op.The guy at the Co-op takes the $100 and runs to pay his debt to the local prostitute, who has also been facing hard times and has had to offer her "services" on credit.The hooker rushes to the hotel and pays off her room bill with the hotel Owner. (Almost done...keep reading).
The hotel proprietor then places the $100 back on the counter so the traveler will not suspect anything. At that moment the traveler comes down the stairs, states that the rooms are not satisfactory, picks up the $100 bill and leaves.
No one produced anything. No one earned anything. However, the whole town now thinks that they are out of debt and there is a false atmosphere of optimism and glee.
And that, my friends, is how a "stimulus package" works!
pale ale
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This one is not really
This one is not really "funny" :(
Our poor bloody Australia is going rapidly down the gurgler!!!
Fancy us borrowing money to give " AID" to a country which is run by a bunch of Lunatics
who have Nuclear bombs ready to use on a peaceful democratic neighbours ???
We are getting a crippling energy tax which will wipe out our coal, gas and petroleum reserves
and even though we are amongst the world's richest sources of uranium , we can't have nuclear power either
because the Greens control the Senate!!
Meanwhile pensioners are terrified to have a hot shower or turn on a heater because they can't pay their power bill.
Wake up Australia we need to kick out that bunch of Bastards who run our Country from a narrow minded perspective.
We need to take up the cause of preserving what is Good and Just about our fantastic Australia .
I've put in 52 tax returns since I got my first Job at age 15 and I'm sure you're all in the same boat.
Isn't it time I got a little bit of a fair go for paying my taxes & making Australia the great country it is today.
The labour movement has extinguished the light on the Hill, the Greens live in La- La Land and the Democrats are Kaput .
Remember the $20,000,000 Penny Wong couldn't possibly find in the budget to pay back the troops to compensate for the Government
swindle on DFRDB. (Defence Force Retirement and Death Benefit fund)
Now, $20,000,000 will miraculously appear to cover the 'Snouts in the Trough' pollies for their meagre pay rise.
What a joke !!!
Oh, and she has announced $11 Billion (which we'll have to borrow) to prop up the Euro.
How stupid is this Government without a mandate.
We are "broke" and can't help our own Seniors, Troops, Orphans or Homeless, however, in the last month
we have provided aid to Haiti , Indonesia , Timor , Turkey , Greece & Pakistan & Bob Carr just announced another $20million for Sri Lankan Schools !!!
Our Aged Pensioners living on a 'fixed income' receive no aid or get any breaks whilst our Government pours hundreds of millions of $$$$$$'s
and tons of food to Foreign Countries!
All this along with the NBN, the bats in the roof fiasco and the Schools building revolution, how much more can this inept Government
continue to waste ???
We have thousands of adoptable children who are shoved aside to make room for the adoption of foreign orphans.
AUSTRALIA is a country where we have homeless without shelter, children and adults going to bed hungry,
the elderly going without 'necessary' medication and mentally ill going without treatment.
YET...................
They are requesting donations for the people of Pakistan a country currently buying fighter planes worth $1.4 billion,
TV stations, ships & planes and we are lining up with food, water, tents, clothes, bedding, doctors
and medical supplies.
Imagine if the Government gave us the same support they give to other countries. Sad, isn't it?
UncutTriggerInWA
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If Barnett had his way...
WA would become a country of it's own and allow the rest of the nation to slump into a third world situation similar to the countries we assist. Next thing you know Australians would be fighting each other. If I remember correctly some of our close neighbours have experienced devestating earthquakes and Tsunamis resulting in the loss of many lives and livelihoods. I expect you feel that all the aid we contributed to those situations were wrong as well?
The problems you describe have been around for YEARS, more like centuries. Your pitch seems to be toward the current government. If it is then you seem to have a very narrow minded perspective about politics and the world in general. JMO.
Anyway, this is supposed to be the "funnies" thread.
Vince.
Work smart and fish often.
Member and die-hard supporter of the mighty West Coast Eagles.
sea-kem
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Yawn. Sorry Pale Ale this is
Yawn. Sorry Pale Ale this is meant to be Friday Funnies.
Love the West!
pale ale
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Hey, the first one was
Hey, the first one was funny... I thought
The second one truely is sad
Ash88
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Date Joined: 17/04/12
to lighten things up
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Cos he didn't have the guts too. ( lame I know lol )
jigsaw
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dodgy