Driving to work this morning on the freeway, I looked over
    to my right and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing
100kms per hour with her face up close to the mirror putting on her
eyeliner!!!!

     Shocked, I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I
looked back she was still putting on the makeup but drifting halfway
into my lane!!

     It scared me so much (and this coming from a bloke....) that I
dropped
     my electric shaver, which knocked the bacon roll out of my
other hand.

     In all the confusion of trying to straighten up the car using
my knees
     against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile from my ear,
which
     fell into the coffee between my legs, causing it to splash and
burn BIG
     JIM AND THE TWINS, causing me to scream, which made me drop the
     cigarette out of my mouth, ruined my shirt and DISCONNECTED AN
    IMPORTANT CALL.

     F***ing Women Drivers!!!!!!!