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Ha ha the eels one is good.

Fri, 2012-02-17 08:01

Ha ha the eels one is good.

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Love the West!

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cougar

Fri, 2012-02-17 09:03

shes in her natural habitat

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If only all cougars looked

Fri, 2012-02-17 10:07

If only all cougars looked like that!

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If I spent half as long fishing , as I do reading this bloody forum , I'd be twice the fisherman I am. 

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Fri, 2012-02-17 10:13

Gaffatron's picture

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hahaha that is true

Fri, 2012-02-17 10:20

hahaha that is true

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hahahah

Fri, 2012-02-17 15:28

pssht americans

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i support two teams eagles and whoever is playing the dockers

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hahahaha

Fri, 2012-02-17 10:33

hahahaha

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    The Naked CowboyA Sheriff

Fri, 2012-02-17 10:32

 

 


 

 

The Naked Cowboy
A Sheriff in a small town in Wyoming walks out in the street and sees a blond haired cowboy coming toward him with nothing on but his cowboy hat, his gun and his boots. He arrests him for indecent exposure.

As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you walking
Around like this?'

The cowboy says, 'Well it's like this Sheriff, I was in this bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.

We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt.... So I did.

Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants..... So I did.


Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts.... So I did.


Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says,
'Now go to town cowboy. '

'And here I am.'

Son of a Gun. Blond Men do exist!
First time I have ever seen a Blond Man Joke !

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 some good ones there. yeah

Fri, 2012-02-17 14:59

 some good ones there. yeah the eel one is a beauty. not too sure on the cougar one, looks a bit malnurrished to me

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I dropped

Fri, 2012-02-17 23:01

I dropped my laptop in the water yesterday now it's a dell rolling in the deep hahahahahajahha da cha tiss

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i support two teams eagles and whoever is playing the dockers

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Hard to argue this logic

Sat, 2012-02-18 08:43

Women always say that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.

Here is proof that they are wrong.

A year or so after giving birth a woman will often say "it’d be nice to have another baby".

You never hear a bloke say " I wouldn’t mind another kick in the nuts".

Case closed.

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Ooooh

Sat, 2012-02-18 08:45

A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband's
temper and threatening manner.

The Doctor asks: "What's the problem?

The woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do.
Every time my husband comes home drunk, he threatens to slap me around."

The Doctor says: "I have a real good cure for that.
When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass
of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and
swish but don't swallow it until he goes to bed and is asleep."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking
fresh and reborn.

The woman says: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with water.
I swished and swished, and he didn't touch me!

How does the water do that?"

The Doctor says: "The water does Stuff All, ......it's keeping your mouth shut that does the trick....

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Gaffatron's picture

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 classic!

Sat, 2012-02-18 09:59

 classic!

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and she named him -

Sun, 2012-02-19 22:41

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Sun, 2012-02-19 23:10

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Mon, 2012-02-20 08:22