Friday Funnys
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Tony Halliday
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Date Joined: 14/06/07
A man came to visit his
A man came to visit his grandparents, and he noticed his grandfather sitting on the
porch in the rocking chair wearing only a shirt, with nothing on from the waist down.
'Grandpa, what are you doing? Your weenie is out in the wind for everyone to see!' he exclaimed.
The old man looked off in the distance without answering.
'Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below the waist?' he asked again.
The old man slowly looked at him and said,
'Well....last week I sat out here with no shirt on and I got a stiff neck.
This is your grandma's idea
Tony Halliday: ~Meals on Reels ~
It takes a strong fish to swim against the current. Even a dead one can float with it
"It is always in season for old men to learn." Aeschylus (525-456 BC)
"In a mad world only the mad are sane." Akira Kurosawa (1910-1998)
Alan James
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Windy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyZwDcLGknU
Likc
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Date Joined: 09/08/09
I think I can smell it
I think I can smell it through the screen.
roberta
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Date Joined: 08/07/08
Wouldn't want to
be standing next to farty hippo, the old saying comes to mind, sh*&^%t hits the fan hahahahahahah
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ealzee
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Date Joined: 14/11/11
lmao!!!! that it one of the
lmao!!!! that it one of the funniest things i've ever seen pfff lmao!!!!
kill it??? eat it!!!!
Tony Halliday
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Date Joined: 14/06/07
after my visit to the
after my visit to the Dentist on Thursday,,,,,, hell I got off lucky!!!!
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One day in the Dental Pratice....
The pretty female dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a shot of Novocain.
"No way! No needles. I hate needles" the Patient said.
The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide and the man objects.
"I can't do the gas thing.
The thought of having the gas mask on, suffocates me!"
The dentist then asks the patient if he has any objection to taking a pill.
"No objection," the patient says.
"'I'm fine with pills."
The dentist then returns and says,
"Here's a Viagra."
The patient says, "Wow! I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer!"
"It doesn't" said the dentist, "but it's going to give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth!"
Tony Halliday: ~Meals on Reels ~
It takes a strong fish to swim against the current. Even a dead one can float with it
"It is always in season for old men to learn." Aeschylus (525-456 BC)
"In a mad world only the mad are sane." Akira Kurosawa (1910-1998)
ealzee
Posts: 611
Date Joined: 14/11/11
nice one tony hehe
nice one tony hehe
kill it??? eat it!!!!
Ben Derecki
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Date Joined: 10/10/07
bearded dragon
This one is pretty cool.
ealzee
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Date Joined: 14/11/11
that is cool as ben. nice one
that is cool as ben. nice one
kill it??? eat it!!!!
Adam Gallash
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Date Joined: 29/11/05
R Rated
Not for the kiddies, this is just out there, but I bet the tune will be in your head for a while afterwards but you will be disturbed - suggest not watching it if you are easily offended..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVWwIvI5FNc
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till
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Date Joined: 21/02/08
booking some therapy RIGHT
booking some therapy RIGHT NOW!
merman
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Date Joined: 14/09/09
Tilly you and your undies
Tilly you and your undies walking around my loungeroom needed therapy long before the big bad wolf came out!!!
till
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You're lucky mate, personally
You're lucky mate, personally I thought it was too hot for jocks up there.
So much for what happens on tour stays on tour ;)
PS: Not really sure I'll be visiting in Kal, so you're safe there!
Fathom
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Ahhh, so this is where the
Ahhh, so this is where the term "giving head" comes from?
snapper
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Date Joined: 09/02/08
nearly
fell off my seat laughing.
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Dizzy
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ealzee
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Date Joined: 14/11/11
WTF!!!
WTF DUDE!!???? Adam man seriously
WTF!!!!
kill it??? eat it!!!!
roberta
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Date Joined: 08/07/08
Adam
hahahahahahahah loved it, wish I could have put it on my wall on FB, certainly would get a reactions or two or three hahahahah Bugger I couldn;t listen to the tune, my speakers don't work damn hahahahh
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Gaffatron
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scottland
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Lol
http://www.news.com.au/bourbon-branding-brain-snap/story-e6frg153-1226224707250?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed:%20newscomauwandm%20(NEWS.com.au%20%7C%20Western%20Australia)
i support two teams eagles and whoever is playing the dockers
scottland
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good to see the kim jong jokes have started
if only had changed his name to kim jong healthy in time
i support two teams eagles and whoever is playing the dockers