Do you really need to constantly post this crap in a FISHING DISCUSSION forum!?! They are old, lame and unfunny. 

If you really must post it, put it in the General Disussion Forum.

I like Friday Funnys, usually have a good laugh. Todays are not the best, but what can one do? :)  

haha no crap ease up mate :P

you would be the only person on here that doesnt like a bit of a laugh Daniel, chill out mate , if you dont like it dont click on the post!!!!!!!!!!!!

i thought the chick with the red hair and "perky" boobs was pretty hot though LOL!!

I look forward to the "friday funny's " some may be old some may be a bit umm but it still gives me a laugh every friday .

Theres always one!! Keep posting them Ledge64, alot of people enjoy them and get a cheap laugh.

I am fairly new to the forum  -which to some means my opinion does not count for much (get a real life!) however in my short time here i have found myself quite looking forward to the Friday funny's. Its a bit like morning tea on Friday at work ( say a nice tasty muffin) something that is a little different to every other day of the week -but i look forward to it. If say i got a little bit over eating muffins (and a few of the fellas here need to cut back) then i would probalby say -thanks guys no muffins for me today (even though its Friday).

In a similar light if someone posted a thread i didnt like  - i would probably not read it..... rather than send a rather insulting post to someone i didnt know - thats just plain rude  - truth often hurts

 Fair enough.. you people like them. I personally don't. 

My main point is that they don't belong in a Fishing Forum. Thats what the General Chat forum (http://fishwrecked.com/forum/15) is for... Non Fishing Related Discussion. 

Keep up the good work ledge64, I enjoy the read, thankfully we all have some difference in our tastes on what is fuuny, thats what makes us all different. I look forward to them.

Cheers

Old Banga!

Ok, enough crap, more funnies. An oldie, but some may not have seen:

Texas Chilli


NOTE: Please take time to read this slowly. If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third is even better.

For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how true this is. They actually have a Chilli cook-off about the time the rodeo comes to town. It takes up a major portion of the parking lot at the Astrodome. The notes are from an inexperienced chilli taster named Frank, who was visiting Texas from the East Coast:


"Recently, I was honoured to be selected as a judge at a chilli cook-off.
The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking directions to the Budweiser truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chilli wouldn't be all that spicy and, besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted."

Here are the scorecards from the event:

Chilli # 1 Mike's Maniac Mobster Monster Chilli

Judge # 1 -- A little too heavy on the tomato. Amusing kick.
Judge # 2 -- Nice, smooth, tomato flavour. Very mild.
Judge # 3 (Frank) -- Holy shit, what the hell is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from your driveway. Took me two beers to put the flames out. I hope that's the worst one. These Texans are crazy.


Chilli # 2 Arthur's Afterburner Chilli

Judge # 1 -- Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight jalapeno tang.
Judge # 2 -- Exciting BBQ flavour, needs more peppers to be taken seriously.
Judge # 3 -- Keep this out of the reach of children. I'm not sure what I'm supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich manoeuvre. They had to rush in more beer when they saw the look on my face.


Chilli # 3 Fred's Famous Burn Down the Barn Chilli

Judge # 1 -- Excellent firehouse chilli. Great kick. Needs more beans.
Judge # 2 -- A bean less chilli, a bit salty, good use of peppers.
Judge # 3 -- Call the EPA. I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now. Get me more beer before I ignite. Barmaid pounded me on the back, now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I'm getting shit-faced from all of the beer.


Chilli # 4 Bubba's Black Magic

Judge # 1 -- Black bean chilli with almost no spice. Disappointing.
Judge # 2 -- Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or other mild foods, not much of a chilli.
Judge # 3 -- I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it. Is it possible to burn out taste buds? Sally, the barmaid, was standing behind me with fresh refills. That 300-lb. bitch is starting to look HOT-just like this nuclear waste I'm eating. Is chilli an aphrodisiac?


Chilli # 5 Linda's Legal Lip Remover

Judge # 1 -- Meaty, strong chilli. Cayenne peppers freshly ground, adding considerable kick. Very impressive.
Judge # 2 -- Chilli using shredded beef, could use more tomato. Must admit the cayenne peppers make a strong statement.
Judge # 3 -- My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead and I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted and four people behind me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chilli had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from the pitcher. I wonder if I'm burning my lips off. It really pisses me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming. Screw those rednecks.


Chilli # 6 Vera's Very Vegetarian Variety

Judge # 1 -- Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chilli. Good balance of spices and peppers.
Judge # 2 -- The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, and garlic. Superb.
Judge # 3 -- My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous,sulphuric flames. I shit myself when I farted and I'm worried it will eat through the chair. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except that sl*t Sally. She must be kinkier than I thought. Can't feel my lips anymore. I need to wipe my ass with a snow cone.


Chilli # 7 Susan's screaming Sensation Chilli

Judge # 1 -- A mediocre chilli with too much reliance on canned peppers.
Judge # 2 -- Ho hum, tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of chilli peppers at the last >moment. I should take note that I am worried about Judge 3. He appears to be in a bit of distress as he is cursing uncontrollably.
Judge # 3 -- You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and I wouldn't feel a thing. I've lost sight in one eye, and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with chilli, which slides unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of lava like shit to match my shirt. At least during the autopsy, they'll know what killed me. I've decided to stop breathing, its too painful. Screw it; I'm not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I'll just suck it in through the 4-inch hole in my stomach.


Chilli #8 Tommy's Toe-Nail Curling Chilli

Judge # 1 -- The perfect ending, this is a nice blend chilli. Not too bold but spicy enough to declare its existence.
>Judge # 2 -- This final entry is a good, balance chilli. Neither mild nor hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge # 3 passed out, fell over and pulled the chilli pot down on top of himself. Not sure if he's going to make it. Poor dude, wonder how he'd have reacted to really hot chilli.

I also found this pretty funny and its fishing related:

www.breammaster.com/forum/showthread.php?t=38552