Friday Funnys
Submitted by ledge64 on Fri, 2011-07-29 07:21
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r.gates
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Date Joined: 15/11/10
Here's a couple...
The other day, a man comes home from work and is greeted by his wife, who's dressed in only a sexy nightie.
'Tie me up' she purrs, 'then you can do whatever you want'.
So he tied her up and went fishing!!
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After a long night of lovemaking, the guy notices a photo on the night stand of another man, and begins to worry.
'Is that your husband?', he asks.
'No, silly', she says, snuggling into him.
'Is it your boyfriend, then?', he asks.
'No, not at all', she says, nibbling on his ear.
'Is it your Dad or your brother?', he inquires...hoping for some reassurance.
'No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous', she answers.
'Well, who the hell is it, then?', he demands.
She whispers in his ear 'that's me before my surgery'
regards
rusty...
If life is boring, you must be doing it wrong!
uncle
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Date Joined: 10/02/07
some good ones
there
all aggressive fish love bigjohnsjigs
cudbfishn
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Date Joined: 06/04/09
Hahaha I always look forward
Hahaha I always look forward to friday funnys
pale ale
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Date Joined: 02/01/10
Amy Winehouse
Geez, my mum sent me this......
Elton John will perform at Amy Winehouse's funeral with a beautiful rendition of Candle Under The Spoon.
Can all those mourners outside Amy Winehouse's home please form a line? It's what she would've wanted.
What was Amy Winehouse's biggest hit? Her last one!
McDonalds have released the Amy Winehouse McValue Meal. Just Coke and Ice.
Congrats to Amy Winehouse! She has been sober for 48hrs.
Amy Winehouse, Kurt Cobain, Jimmi Hendrix, Ian Curtis, Jim Morrison, Janis Joplin all died at 27. Justin Bieber turns 27 in 2021. Just be patient.
Amy Winehouse seriously should've known where to draw the line, I guess on the coffee table wasn't such a good idea.
She probably should've went to rehab but she said noo noo no.
Dale
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Date Joined: 13/09/05
Coming to a cinema near you
Coming to a cinema near you soon
Cheers
Dale
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Mr Wolf
scottland
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Date Joined: 10/05/10
probably shouldn't post it here
but didnt want to start a new thread
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5CsX8u-wLA&feature=player_embedded#at=36 (not funny just awsomely awesome)
i support two teams eagles and whoever is playing the dockers
Adam Gallash
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Date Joined: 29/11/05
yep
I'll pay that, that was siiick.
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