Friday Funnys
Submitted by ledge64 on Fri, 2023-04-14 07:36
Enjoy 
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crasny1
Posts: 7003
Date Joined: 16/10/08
Saw - "He votes for
Saw - "He votes for Trump!!!!"
And as for the ladder.
Call the nearest Emergency department telling them to get ready!
"I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact!!" _ Elon Musk
sunshine
Posts: 2624
Date Joined: 03/03/09
The stepladder brought back memories
ricey
Posts: 741
Date Joined: 24/12/09
first thing I thought
Tim-berrrrrrrrrrr
Wise man says - first take the plank out of your own eye before trying to take the speck out of somebody else's.
dmck
Posts: 446
Date Joined: 07/03/19
Domestic Danger!!
Tea is more dangerous than beer. Please avoid drinking tea.
I discovered this last night, I had 14 beers till 3am at the pub
while my wife was just drinking tea at home.
You should have seen how violent and angry she was when I got home.
I was peaceful, silent and headed to bed as she shouted at me...
all night and even into the next morning.
dmck
Posts: 446
Date Joined: 07/03/19
Perceptions...
dmck
Posts: 446
Date Joined: 07/03/19
?? !!
damned pix wont upload!!
sea-kem
Posts: 15020
Date Joined: 30/11/09
Hot milf next door knocked
Hot milf next door knocked on my door this arvo and asked if I fancied popping over tonight and filling in all her holes, I said nah I'm not a handyman.
Love the West!
piscetor
Posts: 190
Date Joined: 13/05/16
saw
You can laugh about the dickhead sawing the wood. i was doing a shutdown on the nickel smelter in Kal and a boiler maker did the same thing oxy cutting a beam, did well, fell about 15 foot and only broke an arm.
Filletmaster