Friday Funnys
Submitted by ledge64 on Fri, 2019-06-14 06:45
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Brock O
Posts: 3236
Date Joined: 11/01/08
Boozing Crab Chaser Yep
Boozing Crab Chaser
Yep pretty sure i remember changing channels, until dad upgraded installing the new Betamax video player as well.
Adam Gallash
Posts: 15648
Date Joined: 29/11/05
Yep
Channel changer indeed. Good selection there ledge.
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Silver Fox
Posts: 1113
Date Joined: 19/06/14
Channel changer for sure
I knew it was bed time when they would get me to switch the channel from the ABC to GWN for Dallas . “ change the channel and off to bed please “ . How to parents send their kids to bed these days? Text I’m assuming !
My wife understands why I clean my rods n reels in the shower....
selthy
Posts: 296
Date Joined: 27/05/11
When the show the kids are
When the show the kids are watching on netflix finishes.
Rob H
Posts: 5806
Date Joined: 18/01/12
Give a man a mask, and he'll show you his true face...
The older you get the more you realize that no one has a f++king clue what they're doing.
Everyone's just winging it.
Jim
Posts: 1336
Date Joined: 05/05/06
Haha good ones!Selthy that
Haha good ones!
Selthy that pretty much sums our household up!
Bend over
Jim
Posts: 1336
Date Joined: 05/05/06
Haha good ones!Selthy that
Haha good ones!
Selthy that pretty much sums our household up!
Why does the duck have feathers on its back??
To cover up its butt qwack.
Bend over
meglodon
Posts: 5981
Date Joined: 17/06/10
Thanks ledge
I do look forward to Friday funnies.
Dale
Posts: 7930
Date Joined: 13/09/05
An Australian ventriloquist visiting NZ,
walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun.
Ventriloquist: 'G'day Mate! Good looking dog, mind if I speak to him.'
Villager: 'The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie.'
Ventriloquist: 'Hello dog, how's it going mate?'
Dog: 'Doin' all right.'
Villager: (look of extreme shock)
Ventriloquist: 'Is this villager your owner?' (pointing at the villager)
Dog: 'Yep'
Ventriloquist: 'How does he treat you?'
Dog: 'Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play.'
Villager: (look of utter disbelief)
Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your horse?'
Villager: 'Uh, the horse doesn't talk either.... I think.'
Ventriloquist: 'Hey horse, how's it going?'
Horse: 'Cool'
Villager: (absolutely dumbfounded)
Ventriloquist: 'Is this your owner?' (pointing at the villager)
Horse: 'Yep'
Ventriloquist: 'How does he treat you?'
Horse: 'Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements.'
Villager: (total look of amazement)
Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your sheep?'
Villager: 'The sheep's a fucking liar'
"Just because you are a Character, Doesn't mean you have Character."
Mr Wolf
Doc
Posts: 691
Date Joined: 29/05/16
Ha, very good
Ha, very good
Billcollector
Posts: 2081
Date Joined: 16/05/09
Good one Dale
Good one Dale
meglodon
Posts: 5981
Date Joined: 17/06/10
Gold
Thats a gem
Doc
Posts: 691
Date Joined: 29/05/16
Naked dock drinker.
Naked dock drinker.
Faulkner Family
Posts: 18043
Date Joined: 11/03/08
another bunch of good
another bunch of good ones.
Dale, thats a cracker well done
RUSS and SANDY. A family that fishes together stays together
uncle
Posts: 9486
Date Joined: 10/02/07
Lazy
Ocean floater
all aggressive fish love bigjohnsjigs
Wes F
Posts: 1067
Date Joined: 07/01/12
Funny Shit
www.facebook.com/mimiimfurst/videos/1454694061452541/
Old fishermen never die they just smell that way.
Stax
Posts: 582
Date Joined: 05/02/10
pissed my pants....