Friday Funnys
Submitted by ledge64 on Fri, 2015-08-21 07:15
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crasny1
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Date Joined: 16/10/08
Bloody all off them.Power of
Bloody all off them.
Power of the brain. BUT as soon as you see the black dot and directly look at it it turns white.
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merdel12
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technically there's a black
technically there's a black dot in the "o" in the word dot.
Michael Yoni
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Got these today ... not in
Got these today ... not in the same league though...
I came out of the chip shop with a meat pie, large chips, chico roll.
A poor homeless man, sitting there, said, “I've not eaten for two days.”
I told him, “I wish, I had your will power!”
An Irish boy stands crying at the side of the road.
A man asks him, “What's wrong?”
The boy says, “Me ma is dead”.
“Oh bejaysus, "the man says.
“Do you want me to call Father O'Riley for you?”
The boy replies, "No tanks mister. Sex is the last ting on my mind at the moment.”
Man in a hot air balloon is lost over Ireland.
He looks down and sees a farmer in the fields and shouts down to him, “Where am I ?”
The Irish farmer looks back up and shouts back, "You can't fool me. You're in that basket up there."
(Probably ruined your friday joke list with these lame ones....)
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big john
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Kiddy fiddler
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Dale
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Very funny.
"Just because you are a Character, Doesn't mean you have Character."
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Brock O
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Second that!
Funny shit!
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