Friday Funnys
Submitted by ledge64 on Fri, 2015-08-14 06:55
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carnarvonite
Posts: 8673
Date Joined: 24/07/07
Birthday sign
Chunky Bigstick, hmmmm have to check that out, doesn't seem quite right
Terry
Posts: 458
Date Joined: 04/12/05
birfdee sign
Salty Fishin'hole don't sound right either
Paully
Posts: 3246
Date Joined: 15/08/09
LOL Funny stuff ^
Salty Leadhead here
Brock O
Posts: 3262
Date Joined: 11/01/08
Red Fishing Hole here!
Red Fishing Hole here!
groverwa
Posts: 286
Date Joined: 21/07/14
All drugs have two names, a
All drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.
After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.
Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.
It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'.
Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.
This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
Cruise Control
Posts: 973
Date Joined: 03/11/10
hahahaaa LOL at that one
hahahaaa LOL at that one
Alan James
Posts: 2243
Date Joined: 30/06/09
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Rob H
Posts: 5819
Date Joined: 18/01/12
Viagra have announced a
Viagra have announced a sponsorship deal with Tiger Woods
The product will now be called "Tiagra-for when 18 holes is not enough"
Give a man a mask, and he'll show you his true face...
The older you get the more you realize that no one has a f++king clue what they're doing.
Everyone's just winging it.
groverwa
Posts: 286
Date Joined: 21/07/14
And they have developed the
And they have developed the woman equivalent of Viagra - it is called Niagra Falls and makes them wet
Paully
Posts: 3246
Date Joined: 15/08/09
You need some Viagra eye drops groverwa ^
to take a long look at yourself
Brock O
Posts: 3262
Date Joined: 11/01/08
One day
groverwa
Posts: 286
Date Joined: 21/07/14
When Joe, a nice man
When Joe, a nice man married for over 50 years, died, his wife, Myrtle
A couple of months later, Myrtle also died. Once in heaven, Myrtle
anxiously looked for Joe.
Suddenly, behind a cloud, she could clearly see him with another
woman.
She ran towards him, calling his name: "Joe. Darling...Joe."
Joe said: "Hold your horses woman, and don't 'darling' me. The deal was very clear...'Until death do us part!"'
kelsea
Posts: 134
Date Joined: 14/02/12
Gold
Brock O that is friggin GOLD - I had to show the wife that one
Ocean bound is where I'll be found