Friday Funnys
Submitted by ledge64 on Fri, 2014-11-07 07:20
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crasny1
Posts: 7006
Date Joined: 16/10/08
Not sure which I am more
Not sure which I am more scared off - the shark or Mrs Silicone lips. After a thought I think silicone wins.
"I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact!!" _ Elon Musk
D_d_001
Posts: 1522
Date Joined: 09/03/13
the only thing that made me
the only thing that made me jittery was the look on the baby above !
Rob H
Posts: 5818
Date Joined: 18/01/12
Yeah i think hes murdered
Yeah i think hes murdered his family and sayin "your next"
Give a man a mask, and he'll show you his true face...
The older you get the more you realize that no one has a f++king clue what they're doing.
Everyone's just winging it.
mc
Posts: 91
Date Joined: 10/09/13
While we're on dad
While we're on dad jokes...
Why cant you hear a pterodactyl take a piss?
Cause his p is silent... boom tish!
Adam Gallash
Posts: 15655
Date Joined: 29/11/05
Irish Fisherman
It was raining hard and a big puddle had formed in front of an Irish pub.
An old man stood beside the puddle holding a stick with a string on the end and jiggled it up and down in the water. A curious gentleman asked what he was doing.
'Fishing,' replied the old man.
'Poor old fool' thought the gentleman, so he invited the old man to have a drink in the pub.
Feeling he should start some conversation while they were sipping their whisky, the gentleman asked, ‘And how many have you caught?'
'You're the eighth.'
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