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Back and forth . . . . back

Fri, 2014-10-31 06:58

Back and forth . . . . back and forth . . . .
In and out . . . . in and out . . . .
A little to the right . . . . a little to the left . . . .
She could feel the sweat on her forehead . . . .
Between her breasts . . . . and, trickling down the small of her back . . .
She was getting near to the end . . . . !!
He was in ecstasy . . . . with a huge smile on his face as his wife moved .
. . . Forwards then backwards . . . .
Forward then backward . . . .
Again . . . . and, again . . . . !!
Her heart was pounding now . . . .
Her face was flushed . . . .
She moaned . . . . softly at first, then began to groan louder . . . .
Finally . . . . totally exhausted . . . . she let out a piercing scream .
. . .
She shouted . . . . :
*"OK, OK, you smug bastard, I can't parallel park . . . .*
* You do it . . . . !!"*

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A little girl goes to the

Fri, 2014-10-31 08:39

A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father.
She stands next to the barber’s chair, eating a muffin while her dad gets his haircut.
The barber smiles at her and says, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your muffin."
"I know," she replies, "I'm gonna get big tits too"

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oh

Fri, 2014-10-31 09:16

lord!

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Hahaha

Fri, 2014-10-31 09:29

Hahahaha

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HAHA

Fri, 2014-10-31 09:20

Some good ones there fellas, well done

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Mike Nolan

Fri, 2014-10-31 11:41

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just a few

Fri, 2014-10-31 23:25

just a few

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Could not get pic to work

Fri, 2014-10-31 14:59

 
 


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Miss much

Fri, 2014-10-31 15:56

Wouldn't lose any sleep over it, you haven't missed much

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First picture

Fri, 2014-10-31 17:22

What a great dolly !

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Haha

Fri, 2014-10-31 19:38

 This is so bad I actually laughed

 

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what fish???

Fri, 2014-10-31 19:46

what fish???

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Fri, 2014-10-31 21:52


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