Friday Funnys
Submitted by ledge64 on Fri, 2013-08-02 07:14
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pricey10
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Date Joined: 07/01/12
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Karratha. WA
scotto
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Date Joined: 21/04/08
an orange peanut,
well, I accept you!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zce-QT7MGSE
Iceman
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Date Joined: 17/03/09
Crayfish
A Maori fella is walking up the beach with a couple of live Crayfish in a bucket when he is stopped by a Ministry of Agriculture and Fisheries inspector.
The inspector says to the Maori that it looks like he has caught a couple of under size crayfish.
The Maori says, "Nah Bro, these are my pet crayfish. I just bring them down to the beach each day for a swim. When I whistle they hop back in the bucket and I take them home."
The MAF officer doesn't believe him and says it is illegal to catch undersize crayfish and starts writing out a ticket.
Then the Maori says, "Nah Bro just watch" and chucks the crayfish into the surf.
The MAF officer then says, " Ok let's see ya whistle and make those crayfish come back to you."
And the Maori fella says, "What crayfish?"
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Versus
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Date Joined: 06/03/09
aka
Nigel the aboriginal and his pet mud crab
Iceman
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Date Joined: 17/03/09
TGIF
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Dale
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Ouch
Ouch
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Cheers
Dale
"Just because you are a Character, Doesn't mean you have Character."
Mr Wolf
lawndered
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Date Joined: 27/10/11
Ewww Far Out
Dale that story sure has teeth..lol i like how they kill the dog and just send the head for testing.
Big Fella
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Date Joined: 10/02/12
What do you call the first
What do you call the first Afghan off the boat?
Amhere
What do you call the second Afghan off the boat?
Amhere Azwel
What do you call the third Afghan off the boat?
Amhere Azwell Azhim
jighead
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Date Joined: 03/02/12
Thankyou very much big fella
That was great
Big Fella
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Date Joined: 10/02/12
What do you call the first
What do you call the double post too much beer!!
crezz
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Date Joined: 12/03/12
you guys have prob seen this
you guys have prob seen this but funny anyway.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sy-8W1P7FxU
jigsaw
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Date Joined: 30/07/11
Ha!
choc
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Date Joined: 05/01/12
The batman one is a cracker
The batman one is a cracker