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3rd last one WTF??? HHAHA

Fri, 2010-06-11 07:47

3rd last one WTF???
HHAHA 2nd last one OWNED!
First one WOULD BE SCARY AS HELL!

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Heh 3rd pic

Fri, 2010-06-11 07:52

stuff eating. Wheres my 8 weight!!!

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Rat Temple

Fri, 2010-06-11 10:44

the third last photo is at the Karni Mata Temple at a place called Deshnok in Rajasthan India. there are thousand of rats living there that are considered sacred.
When we visited they would crawl all over your feet as you walked around.

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I never quite figured out

Fri, 2010-06-11 14:32

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE:

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.'

I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!'

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear..

'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new
shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.'

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... She was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all Dear, let's go to the cashier.'

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.'

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled,

'WHAT?'

I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.
You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.'

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?'

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.......but at least the bitch knows I'm smarter than her.

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HAHAHA - classic Tony

Fri, 2010-06-11 14:38

HAHAHA - classic Tony

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HAHAH Nice one tony!

Fri, 2010-06-11 15:39

HAHAH Nice one tony!

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thats awsome tony

Fri, 2010-06-11 15:49

thats awsome tony and a classic ,sometimes as a man you got to beat them woman at their own game,lmao

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parachutist is funny

Fri, 2010-06-11 15:57

hey ledge parrachutist is funny and you could imagine the crocodiles asking eachother "takeaways here ,c"mon guys lets dine in"and the parrachutish last words'" omg todays not my lucky day"while letting a brown streak go, anyway im lmao on the floor

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ledge64

Fri, 2010-06-11 20:33

ledge64 they are all so good man ,there is nothing that stands out mate they are all so good mate we done LOL

jeff

Tony Halliday
man that hit the nail on the head mate ,so true so true