Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly towards a foursome of men playing the adjacent fairway. The ball hit one of them and he immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and rolled around in agony.
The woman rushed over to the man and immediately bagan to apologise...'please allow me to help, I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me'.
'Oh no, I'll be alright. I'll be fine in a few minutes', the man replied. He was obviously in agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands at his groin.
At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them by his side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several minutes and then asked 'How does that feel'?
He replied 'it feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken'!!
Women always say that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the groin.
Here's proof that they are wrong.
A year or so after a woman gives birth, she will often say 'it would be nice to have another baby', however, you'll never hear a man say 'it would be nice to have another kick in the groin'.
A new Marine Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the Afghanistan Desert.
During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a Camel hitched up behind the mess tent.
He asks the Sergeant why the camel is kept there.
The nervous sergeant said, "Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have 'urges'. That's why we have Molly The Camel."
The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about 'urges', so the camel can stay."
About a month later, the Captain starts having his own 'urges'. Crazy with passion, he asks the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent.
Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls his pants down and has wild, insane sex with the camel.
When he's done, he asks the Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?"
"No, not really, sir. They usually just ride the camel into town where the girls are."
John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6 am.
While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA)
was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG)
He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA),
designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE)
and
tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA)
After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA)
he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO)
to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN )
to the radio (MADE IN INDIA )
he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY )
filled it with petrol (from Saudi Arabia )
and continued his search for a good paying AUSTRALIAN JOB.
At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day
checking his Computer ( made in MALAYSIA ),
John decided to relax for a while.
He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL ),
poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE )
and turned on his TV
(MADE IN INDONESIA ),
and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job in AUSTRALIA
AND NOW HE'S HOPING HE CAN GET HELP FROM THE GOVERNMENT WHO ARE GOING TO CREATE EVEN MORE JOBS OVERSEAS WITH A CARBON TAX DESIGNED TO DESTROY EVEN MORE AUSTRALIAN JOBS BECAUSE ITS IN THE NATIONAL INTEREST
The Queen and Julia Gillard are on the same stage at C.H.O.G.M. in front of a huge crowd. The Queen leaned towards Ms. Gillard and said, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!"
Gillard arrogantly replied, "I seriously doubt that, with one little wave of your hand you could do all that? Show me!"
Recently, while I was working in the flower beds in the front yard, my neighbours stopped to chat as they returned home from walking their dog.
During our friendly conversation, I asked their 12 year old daughter what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be Prime Minister one day.
Both of her parents - Socialist Labor- were standing there, so I asked her, "If you were Prime Minister what would be the first thing you would do?"
She replied, "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people." Her parents beamed with pride!
"Wow! What a worthy goal!" I said. "But you don't have to wait until you're Prime Minister to do that!" I told her.
"What do you mean?" she replied
So I told her, "You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and trim my hedge, and I'll pay you $50. Then you can go over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house."
She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?"
A sexually active middle aged woman informed her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because, over the years they have become loose and floppy.
Out of embarrassment, she insisted that the surgery be kept secret and, of course, the surgeon agreed.
Awakening from the anesthesia, she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed.
Outraged, she immediately called in the surgeon.
"I thought I specifically asked you not to tell anyone about my operation"!
The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him. "I felt so sad for you, because you went through this all by yourself."
"The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and understood perfectly, as she had the same procedure done some time ago."
"And what about the third rose?" she asked.
"That's from a man in the burn unit - he wanted to thank you for his new ears."
Gatiep and Gammat were two ninety year old guys who were life-long friends. When its clear that Gammat was dying, Gatiep visits him every day. One day Gatiep tells Gammat:
"Gammat, my dear pellie, we both loved to play Rugby all our lives every Saturday together for so many years. Please do me one big favour, when you get to heaven, somehow you must let me know if they play Rugby there". Gammat looks up at Gatiep from his death bed, "Gatiep, you have been my best friend for so many years. Of course, if it's at all possible, I'll do this favour for you."
Shortly thereafter, Gammat passes on.
It was after midnight a couple of nights later, Gatiep is awakened from a sound sleep by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out to him, "Gatiep! Gatiep!" "Who's there?" asks Gatiep sitting up. "Who is it?"
"Gatiep its me, Gammat."
"You're not Gammat. Gammat just died."
"I'm telling you, it's Gammat", insists the voice.
"Gammat! Where are you?"
"In heaven", replies Gammat.
"I have some very good news and a little bad news.
"Tell me the good news first", says Gatiep.
"The good news", Gammat says, "is that there's Rugby in heaven".
"Better yet, all our old buddies from the Bo-Kaap, and District Six
who died before us are all here. Better than that, we're all young again."
"Better still, its always spring time and it never rains or snows."
"And best of all, we can play Rugby all we want, and we never get tired."
"That's fantastic!" says Gatiep. "It's beyond my wildest dreams!"
"So what's the bad news?"
"You're in the team for next Saturday." replies Gammat
Police in Liverpool last night announced the discovery of an arms cache of 200 semi-automatic rifles with 25,000 rounds of ammunition, 20 tonnes of heroin, £5 million in forged UK banknotes and 25 trafficked Ukrainian prostitutes, all in a semi-detached house behind the Public Library in Toxteth.
Local residents were stunned, and a community spokesman said:
"We're all shocked; we never knew we had a library." ______________
19 Pakistanis died in Bradford this morning. It was not a terrorist attack; a bunk bed collapsed. Police are attributing the blame to Al' IKEA. ______________
Also up north, a man decided to wash his sports shirt. He opened the washing machine then stopped, thinking for a minute.
He shouted to his missus, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," she replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, "Manchester United.” ______________
My small grandson got lost in the new Liverpool One shopping centre. He approached a security guard and said, "I've lost my Granddad."
The guard asked, "What's his name?"
The child replied, "Granddad."
The guard smiled asked: "But what's he like?"
The little angel thought for a moment and then replied, "Cans of lager and women with big tits."
Golf Ethics question
What if you were playing in the club championship tournament finals and the match was halved at the end of 17 holes. You had the honor and hit your ball a modest two hundred fifty yards to the middle of the fairway, leaving a simple six iron to the pin. Your opponent then hits his ball, lofting it deep into the woods to the right of the fairway.
Being the golfing gentleman that you are, you help your opponent look for his ball. Just before the permitted five minute search period ends, your opponent says: "Go ahead and hit your second shot and if I don't find it in time, I'll concede the match."
You hit your ball, landing it on the green, stopping about ten feet from the pin. About the time your ball comes to rest, you hear your opponent exclaim from deep in the woods: "I found it!"
The second sound you hear is a click, the sound of a club striking a ball and the ball comes sailing out of the woods and lands on the green, stopping no more than six inches from the hole.
Now here is the ethical dilemma:
Do you pull the cheating bastard's ball out of your pocket and confront him with it or do you keep your mouth shut?
The World according to Chopper...
1. If you are over forty and you have a washboard stomach, you are a queer. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics and doing the Oprah diet...Faggot.
2. If you have a cat, you are a homo. A cat is like a dog, but queer-- it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its claws, and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog... 'Killer, come here! I said get your arse over here, Killer!' Now think about how you call a cat...'Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!' Jeeezus, you're pitched, you're so queer.
3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any such nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on BBQ ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, lobster backs, pickled pigs feet or tits. Anything else and you are a Homo in training and undeniably a fag.
4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a parking lot, you crave a deep homosexual relationship. A man's world is his toilet; he defecates and urinates where he pleases.
5. If you drink anything other than regular coffee, you're as camp as a row of tents. A straight man will never be heard ordering a 'Decaf Soy Latte'. If you've put a Decaf Soy Latte to your lips, you've had a man there too.
6. If you know more than six names of non-standard colours or four different types of dessert other than ice cream and custard, you might as well be handing out free arse passes. A real man doesn't have memory space in his brain to remember all of that crap. If you can pick out chartreuse or you know what a 'fressier' is & nbsp; you're gay. And if you can name ANY type of textile other than cotton or denim, you’re a poofter.
7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it, you're dying to tune a meat whistle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to beep at a slow-arsed driver or to cut the prick off. The rest of the time he needs that hand to change the radio station, eat a hamburger, or hold his beer.
8. If you don’t send this off to all the males on your email list because you’re afraid of hurting their feelings, then you’re definitely on the verge on being an arse puncher.
I was sitting at a long stoplight yesterday, minding my own business, patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no on-coming traffic.
A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting anti-American slogans, with a half-burned American Flag duct taped on the trunk of their car and a "Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side, was stopped next to me. Suddenly they yelled, "praise Allah" and took off before the light changed.
Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler came speeding through the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.
For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man, that could have been me!”
So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.
sea-kem
Posts: 15041
Date Joined: 30/11/09
Hey Ledge you havin a
Hey Ledge you havin a laugh??? lol
Love the West!
watkins3
Posts: 55
Date Joined: 10/05/12
?????????
?????????
PB's :
Bream - 40cm
Tailor - 43cm
more to come
crasny1
Posts: 7006
Date Joined: 16/10/08
Ahh where is it
Look forward to my Friday funnys
"I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact!!" _ Elon Musk
watkins3
Posts: 55
Date Joined: 10/05/12
^^^ Agreed
^^^ Agreed
PB's :
Bream - 40cm
Tailor - 43cm
more to come
r.gates
Posts: 573
Date Joined: 15/11/10
A couple of low blows
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly towards a foursome of men playing the adjacent fairway. The ball hit one of them and he immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and rolled around in agony.
The woman rushed over to the man and immediately bagan to apologise...'please allow me to help, I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me'.
'Oh no, I'll be alright. I'll be fine in a few minutes', the man replied. He was obviously in agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands at his groin.
At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them by his side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several minutes and then asked 'How does that feel'?
He replied 'it feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken'!!
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Women always say that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the groin.
Here's proof that they are wrong.
A year or so after a woman gives birth, she will often say 'it would be nice to have another baby', however, you'll never hear a man say 'it would be nice to have another kick in the groin'.
Case closed!!
If life is boring, you must be doing it wrong!
crasny1
Posts: 7006
Date Joined: 16/10/08
Camel Sex A new Marine
Camel Sex
A new Marine Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the Afghanistan Desert.
During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a Camel hitched up behind the mess tent.
He asks the Sergeant why the camel is kept there.
The nervous sergeant said, "Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post and no women.
And sir, sometimes the men have 'urges'. That's why we have Molly The Camel."
The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about 'urges', so the camel can stay."
About a month later, the Captain starts having his own 'urges'. Crazy with passion, he asks the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent.
Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls his pants down and has wild, insane sex with the camel.
When he's done, he asks the Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?"
"No, not really, sir. They usually just ride the camel into town where the girls are."
"I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact!!" _ Elon Musk
jigsaw
Posts: 154
Date Joined: 30/07/11
ha!
Adam Gallash
Posts: 15655
Date Joined: 29/11/05
Made In?
John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock
(MADE IN JAPAN )
for 6 am.
While his coffeepot
(MADE IN CHINA)
was perking, he shaved with his
electric razor
(MADE IN HONG KONG)
He put on a
dress shirt
(MADE IN SRI LANKA),
designer jeans
(MADE IN SINGAPORE)
and
tennis shoes
(MADE IN KOREA)
After cooking his breakfast in his new
electric skillet
(MADE IN INDIA)
he sat down with his
calculator
(MADE IN MEXICO)
to see how much he could spend today. After setting his
watch
(MADE IN TAIWAN )
to the radio
(MADE IN INDIA )
he got in his car
(MADE IN GERMANY )
filled it with petrol
(from Saudi Arabia )
and continued his search
for a good paying AUSTRALIAN JOB.
At the end of yet another discouraging
and fruitless day
checking his
Computer
( made in MALAYSIA ),
John decided to relax for a while.
He put on his sandals
(MADE IN BRAZIL ),
poured himself a glass of
wine
(MADE IN FRANCE )
and turned on his
TV
(MADE IN INDONESIA ),
and then wondered why he can't
find a good paying job
in AUSTRALIA
AND NOW HE'S HOPING HE CAN GET HELP FROM THE GOVERNMENT WHO ARE GOING TO CREATE EVEN MORE JOBS OVERSEAS WITH A CARBON TAX DESIGNED TO DESTROY EVEN MORE AUSTRALIAN JOBS BECAUSE ITS IN THE NATIONAL INTEREST
LEAD BY A PRIME MINISTER MADE IN WALES
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Date Joined: 29/11/05
The queen and Julia....
The Queen and Julia Gillard are on the same stage at C.H.O.G.M. in front of a huge crowd. The Queen leaned towards Ms. Gillard and said, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy?
This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!"
Gillard arrogantly replied, "I seriously doubt that, with one little wave of your hand you could do all that?
Show me!"
So the Queen backhanded her
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Adam Gallash
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Date Joined: 29/11/05
$50
Recently, while I was working in the flower beds in the front yard, my neighbours stopped to chat as they returned home from walking their dog.
During our friendly conversation, I asked their 12 year old daughter what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be Prime Minister one day.
Both of her parents - Socialist Labor- were standing there, so I asked her, "If you were Prime Minister what would be the first thing you would do?"
She replied, "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people." Her parents beamed with pride!
"Wow! What a worthy goal!" I said. "But you don't have to wait until you're Prime Minister to do that!" I told her.
"What do you mean?" she replied
So I told her, "You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and trim my hedge, and I'll pay you $50. Then you can go over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house."
She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?"
I said, "Welcome to the Liberal Party."
Her parents aren't speaking to me.
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Adam Gallash
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Date Joined: 29/11/05
surgery
A sexually active middle aged woman informed her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because, over the years they have become loose and floppy.
Out of embarrassment, she insisted that the surgery be kept secret and, of course, the surgeon agreed.
Awakening from the anesthesia, she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed.
Outraged, she immediately called in the surgeon.
"I thought I specifically asked you not to tell anyone about my operation"!
The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him. "I felt so sad for you, because you went through this all by yourself."
"The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and understood perfectly, as she had the same procedure done some time ago."
"And what about the third rose?" she asked.
"That's from a man in the burn unit - he wanted to thank you for his new ears."
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hlokk
Posts: 4294
Date Joined: 04/04/08
Posted the wrong joke there
Posted the wrong joke there Adam? No labor bashing at all, ahahaha.
A friend and I were talking:
"Why dont we just bloody fire the whole lot of them and just start over again fresh"
"But what about the decent hardworking politicians, who care for their job and and do their best"
"I'm sure both of them will find other jobs"
pakulacockroach
Posts: 87
Date Joined: 06/12/07
Little Ralphy
Adam Gallash
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Date Joined: 29/11/05
Punching Bag
I used to go out with a girl who punched me in the face when she orgasmed. I didn't mind too much until I found out she was faking them.
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Adam Gallash
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Wife of the Year
Wife of the year?
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Vander72
Posts: 433
Date Joined: 20/10/06
wish i could my missus to do that
i love the way she is holding that iron.......... hahaha
crasny1
Posts: 7006
Date Joined: 16/10/08
The government today
The government today announced that it is changing its symbol from the
Kangaroo and Emu to a CONDOM, because it more accurately reflects the
political stance of the current parties.... A condom allows for inflation,
halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks,
and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!
Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!
"I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact!!" _ Elon Musk
crasny1
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Date Joined: 16/10/08
Gatiep and Gammat were two
"I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact!!" _ Elon Musk
tim-o
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http://www.absolutelymadness.
http://www.absolutelymadness.net/2012/05/30/42755/
I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary.
Big Fella
Posts: 43
Date Joined: 10/02/12
Friday
Police in Liverpool last night announced the discovery of an arms cache of 200 semi-automatic rifles with 25,000 rounds of ammunition, 20 tonnes of heroin, £5 million in forged UK banknotes and 25 trafficked Ukrainian prostitutes, all in a semi-detached house behind the Public Library in Toxteth.
Local residents were stunned, and a community spokesman said:
"We're all shocked; we never knew we had a library."
______________
19 Pakistanis died in Bradford this morning.
It was not a terrorist attack; a bunk bed collapsed.
Police are attributing the blame to Al' IKEA.
______________
Also up north, a man decided to wash his sports shirt. He opened the washing machine then stopped, thinking for a minute.
He shouted to his missus,
"What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," she replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, "Manchester United.”
______________
My small grandson got lost in the new Liverpool One shopping centre. He approached a security guard and said, "I've lost my Granddad."
The guard asked, "What's his name?"
The child replied, "Granddad."
The guard smiled asked: "But what's he like?"
The little angel thought for a moment and then replied, "Cans of lager and women with big tits."
Golf Ethics question
What if you were playing in the club championship tournament finals and the match was halved at the end of 17 holes.
You had the honor and hit your ball a modest two hundred fifty yards to the middle of the fairway,
leaving a simple six iron to the pin.
Your opponent then hits his ball, lofting it deep into the woods to the right of the fairway.
Being the golfing gentleman that you are, you help your opponent look for his ball. Just before the permitted five minute search period ends,
your opponent says: "Go ahead and hit your second shot and if I don't find it in time, I'll concede the match."
You hit your ball, landing it on the green, stopping about ten feet from the pin.
About the time your ball comes to rest, you hear your opponent exclaim from deep in the woods: "I found it!"
The second sound you hear is a click, the sound of a club striking a ball and the ball comes sailing out of the woods and lands on the green, stopping no more than six inches from the hole.
Now here is the ethical dilemma:
Do you pull the cheating bastard's ball out of your pocket and confront him with it or do you keep your mouth shut?
The World according to Chopper...
1. If you are over forty and you have a washboard stomach, you are a queer. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics and doing the Oprah diet...Faggot.
2. If you have a cat, you are a homo. A cat is like a dog, but queer-- it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its claws, and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog... 'Killer, come here! I said get your arse over here, Killer!' Now think about how you call a cat...'Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!' Jeeezus, you're pitched, you're so queer.
3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any such nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on BBQ ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, lobster backs, pickled pigs feet or tits. Anything else and you are a Homo in training and undeniably a fag.
4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a parking lot, you crave a deep homosexual relationship. A man's world is his toilet; he defecates and urinates where he pleases.
5. If you drink anything other than regular coffee, you're as camp as a row of tents. A straight man will never be heard ordering a 'Decaf Soy Latte'. If you've put a Decaf Soy Latte to your lips, you've had a man there too.
6. If you know more than six names of non-standard colours or four different types of dessert other than ice cream and custard, you might as well be handing out free arse passes. A real man doesn't have memory space in his brain to remember all of that crap. If you can pick out chartreuse or you know what a 'fressier' is & nbsp; you're gay. And if you can name ANY type of textile other than cotton or denim, you’re a poofter.
7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it, you're dying to tune a meat whistle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to beep at a slow-arsed driver or to cut the prick off. The rest of the time he needs that hand to change the radio station, eat a hamburger, or hold his beer.
8. If you don’t send this off to all the males on your email list because you’re afraid of hurting their feelings, then you’re definitely on the verge on being an arse puncher.
Adam Gallash
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Date Joined: 29/11/05
Gold
Golf ethics is classic, rate that one. :)
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Outrageous
Posts: 50
Date Joined: 13/01/12
Mother in law
Was out with the Mother In law last week, when she was bashed by a group of six blokes.
The cop asked me why I didn’t jump in – my answer was - I thought six blokes should have been enough.
If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough
Dan
Posts: 168
Date Joined: 23/02/06
I was sitting at a long
I was sitting at a long stoplight yesterday, minding my own business, patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no on-coming traffic.
A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting anti-American slogans, with a half-burned American Flag duct taped on the trunk of their car and a "Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side, was stopped next to me. Suddenly they yelled, "praise Allah" and took off before the light changed.
Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler came speeding through the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.
For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man, that could have been me!”
So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.
Dizzy
Posts: 753
Date Joined: 21/02/11
Haha, Some awesome ones in
Haha,
Some awesome ones in this lot.
aalfred
Posts: 669
Date Joined: 13/06/09
hahahaha
hahahaha