dont drink and fish
Submitted by pom down under on Tue, 2011-11-22 12:07
went for a shark bash down port kennedy last friday night, i had a beer while fishing, then my m8 decided to bring a goon bag, thats where it all went wrong, i got well and trully smashed, and passed out, m8s mum had to take me home and i say my parents werent too happy, and to top it off i spewed all over my mum :) oops. when i woke up in the mroning i realized that i had lost my fone that cost me $400 to cancel and lost my finor that cost $400. p.s am only 16 and dont have a good job
the moral to the story is drink responsibly
p.s if u have any story, plz post up :)
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championruby
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LOL, your poor mum. You won't
LOL, your poor mum.
You won't be the last teenager to fall foul of the goon bag, I certainly ended up worse for wear after partaking in a few sculls.
pom down under
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haha i no i felt so sorry
haha i no i felt so sorry for her, yer i drank about 1/2 of it ;) but i dont drink very often
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championruby
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Would put you off goon for a
Would put you off goon for a while I'd imagine. Had a similar experience with Johnnie walker red at the skyworks and havent touched it since ( 10 years).
pom down under
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yer i reckon, mum bourght it
yer i reckon, mum bourght it and gave me a glass and i new spweed
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beau
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ughh...
ughh...
dumper
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Did you have a sore ass when
Did you have a sore ass when you woke up?
Man Overboard
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I would take him camping
I would take him camping
pom down under
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hahahah, thnks for the
hahahah, thnks for the invite :)
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pom down under
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nahh i didnt :), but i have
nahh i didnt :), but i have scratches and cuts on my arms and my legs :)
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dumper
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He must have been gentle
He must have been gentle then
pom down under
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hahahah yer, i think he
hahahah yer, i think he might have been
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scottland
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I dont think
You're catching on
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pom down under
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no i wasnt raped, i get it
no i wasnt raped, i get it
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flangies
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So it wasn't rape?
So it wasn't rape?
scottland
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Zing!
Ahahaha
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pom down under
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no i wasnt raped,i dont
no i wasnt raped, i dont think ;)
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dumper
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Everybody denies it the first
Everybody denies it the first time
pom down under
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hahahahah, who sed this was
hahahahah, who sed this was the 1st time
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scottland
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You must be in china
With the hole your digging yourself
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pom down under
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hahahahahahah yer true
hahahahahahah yer true
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scotto
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fark yeah young fella,
this is an awsome thread!
i earnt a few stripes playing good old "goon of fortune" when i was around your age. all you need is an assortment of goons, and a hills hoist, spin until the goon lands above you!
terboz123
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i concur!!! sucha messy game
i concur!!! sucha messy game when i was yonuger....
a hard days fishing still beats work
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Ah another good one is skolls
Ah another good one is skolls with troppo Wine.Troppo wine you ask?? Leave a goon in the boot of your car parked in the hot sun for a few days Voila Troppo wine. Bounce the coin in the glass was a good game for that vino ;)
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dumper
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Fruity lexia makes me
Fruity lexia makes me sexier
Swan River Fisher
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why were you
why were you drinking
you were asking for it IMO
scotto
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hey,
is that you hlokk?
Man Overboard
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Thanks for the input, Mother
Thanks for the input, Mother fucking Theresa.
Now run along and make sure that apron string is nice and tight
pom down under
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was this aimed at me ?
was this aimed at me ?
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Man Overboard
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Not unless you were telling
Not unless you were telling yourself off for drinking.
Try the second post above, swan river fisher
pom down under
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ok, wat dose IMO mean ?
ok, wat dose IMO mean ?
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Man Overboard
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While i commend you on your
While i commend you on your drinking prowess, your alarming ability to butcher the Queens English, leaves me somewhat perplexed.
" Wat dose " are you serious ?
In My Opinion
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You are a bloody spelling
You are a bloody spelling Nazi MO. Seriously, you always target people's spelling as your last line of defence in an argument. Spelling errors on computers are bound to happen, especially when you touch type or type very quickly. I think you need to ease up and stop being so meticulous about 'The Queens' English'. And may I just add, maybe you should focus less on spelling, and more on your own grammar.
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Liam he is taking the piss
Liam he is taking the piss mate
Swan River Fisher
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In my opinion, you are
In my opinion, you are retarded :)
scottland
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What?
Thats the pot calling the kettle black
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smash
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swanny
didnt you know you could tow another 1500 kg behind ya Captiva after a couple of jars of jungle juice...
Try it when Dads not home!
Swan River Fisher
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okie dokie(It wasn't our
okie dokie
(It wasn't our captiva it was works anyway!!)
scottland
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Bahaha
What a thread -_- but 1/2 of a goon bag and beer hahaha whoose lol
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Andy_b
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try this for a laugh and a
try this for a laugh and a burn,,,, three wise men
jack, johnny and jim in a 30min shooter glass
thats how i started my nights out and fuck they ended very soon after i started... havent tryed one in a very long time
pom down under
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hahah u sound like u would
hahah u sound like u would be good to be with on a night out
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Andy_b
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lol u may think so but the
lol u may think so but the misses will tell u a different story, that was back in the good old days where u could have fun, now their are just to many people on crack and pills that go to far and start shit, its not worth the hassel going out any more, plus i would rather go to bed and wake up feeling fresh for a days fishing in the boat
flangies
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Mate it doesn't matter how
Mate it doesn't matter how drunk you were, it was no where near as bad as Liams experience drinking and fishing (Which I am proud of). His parents don't like me much anymore
Edit* and thats what you get for drinking goon!
pom down under
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hahah true, post up the
hahah true, post up the story m8 :) yer my m8s parent dont like me no more after i spewed in there car
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Leemo
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now now, it wasnt THAT
now now, it wasnt THAT bad.... what are you on james, My parents love you more than me!
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You caught a crab with your BARE hands
Your like jesus
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roberta
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hahahaha think we
forget wht we did in our teens. I can remember drinking warm goon juice, yodelled had a nice greasy hamburger (bernies) and then got stuck into it again, shite goon juice, hated the next morning, so sick and had to be out of bed by 9.00am Sunday mornings otherwise Dad would just turn the ruddy steroe up full bore hahahah Of course wasn't allowed to drink till we were 21yrs old in those days hahahah. So just had to hide the hang over from parents. Oh those were the days. Then I found Bunderberg Rum and that was good, no hang overs ever again hahahaha
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pom down under
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haha yer, i was up at 630,
haha yer, i was up at 630, down the beach looking for my rod and fone, didnt find them, then i hd ti work from 10 - 5. reall wasnt feeling like i :9
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greatrex
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the old fruity leg opener.
the old fruity leg opener.
Leemo
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...
LOL. lightweight.
Drinking goon, Slaying poon.
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Aaron Santos
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close leemo,girls drink the
close leemo,
girls drink the goon so you can slay the ______________
you fill in the blank.
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Graeme76
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I can relate. $400 worth of
I can relate. $400 worth of Sambuka, JD & Bundy OP & it cost me $20 to get home in a taxi when I was about 22. I'd gotten lost & needed the taxi to get me home. Not bad considering I only lived 100m from the pub I was drinking at. Two buck chuck (Spumante) & green was the choice for us as teens. That or a carton of vitamin B. Now I only drink bourbon or Bundy, don't smoke shrubs & have no memory loss, hangovers or anything.
uncle
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on the bright side
it may be a lesson learned
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NightWolf
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youth i remember i just
youth i remember i just ended up in hospital cause of alco
a few bottles of wipeout
chris raff
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Stones green ginger wine
used to be our cheap poison or blackberry nip i think it was caslled...both nasty on the rebound ...but at least we used to chuck up out the window, in the car was definately poor form ...lol...must reeeeek
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Aaron Santos
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great thread. good to see the
great thread. good to see the young lads out there running amuck.
as for learning your lesson, no you havent. youll do it many times over again yet.
enjoy
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scottland
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hahahah so true
although playing goon roulette makes you learn asap
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spanishmackeral
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geez i wish my old man was as
geez i wish my old man was as laid back as you
Leemo
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hes so laid back because hes
hes so laid back because hes only 17 ;)
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scottland
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It's called training
Next years the year of the 18th's starting at yours lololol
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Lamby
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Lol goon bags, used to give
Lol goon bags, used to give them a good nudge at 16 bonfires in the dunes & then blow the bag up for a pillow to pass out on
wicked game
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thumbs up for the old goon
thumbs up for the old goon pillow haha.
Went camping on friday was drinking emu export, canadian club and jim beam.
woke up with spew all over me and my swag, pissed pants and a massive dent in my new hilux, on the other hand we got some good fish that night!
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with us, it was couple of
with us, it was couple of cans of the strongest cider and couple cans the strongest larger (8-9%) and mix em into a snakebite.
illegal to sell in pommy pubs but it'll do a number on ya. cheap too
If I spent half as long fishing , as I do reading this bloody forum , I'd be twice the fisherman I am.
Aaron Santos
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Snake bites how good are
Snake bites how good are they. good to get ya real messy and even better to get you started again after a big night. Oh I miss my london days.
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pom down under
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haha been out in london when
haha been out in london when i was a lil yobbo, gud times
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Aaron Santos
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P D U your 16 "when i was a
P D U your 16 "when i was a lil yobbo"
were you hitting up pubs and clubs in london when you were 10 or something?
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pom down under
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14 actually nar just
14 actually nar just drinking special brw and just fucking shit up really
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Jamos Damokos
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mate if it makes u feel any
mate if it makes u feel any better i went out last saturday night, took the boat out sunday, stopped off at a mates and terrorised him and his family (they have a spa was sooooo good) spent all day monday hanging with his misses and daughter, about now i need to mention i didnt stop drinking the whole time, well over $500 on piss, took tuesday wednesday off work and bang theres over $1000 loss for a weekend. at least i didnt spew on anyone.... just on the newport wall on the way to the dunnys infront of craploads of ppl ;)
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Best thread ever. Hahaha!
Best thread ever.
Hahaha!
fisharoo
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well young lad, you can learn
well young lad, you can learn from every bad thing that happens in life. so next time leave your phone at home and bring a handline fishing b4 you start drinking.
randall df223
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Shit that sounds like me at
Shit that sounds like me at 16, except we didn't have phones to lose back in those days..... and I'd crash at my mates house so my mum wouldn't find out, and because his mum was cool and good looking and sexy, and I'd try to get it on with her.... never worked though, don't know why? might have had something to do with the fact she was happily married and I was half her age!
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Dizzy
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Way back in the day some old
Way back in the day some old mates down Busso way all got smashed on Goon at a party.
1 passed out hugging the bladder
- with his pants down......
- while having a combined piss & spew......
The others found him & used a broom stick to shove a condom half up his ass while he was out.
He came out of the bathroom the next day looking very sheepish.
They all wound him up asking him about the "older hippy guy" that he was getting drinks off, saying they reckoned he was a poof.
(He was getting Southern Comfort & Cokes off the guy - SC, Coke & Goon !?! - no wonder he spewed)
He really started freaking about it - and they let him fret for over a week before they told him.
Then he went absolutely berko on his mates for sticking a broomstick up his ass !
smash
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hard to imagine why.....
hard to imagine why.....
Dizzy
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Haha, yeah - big scruffy
Haha, yeah - big scruffy drealocked surfy bloke violated by a broomstick, was never going to live that one down.
grayzeee
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bloody hell dizzmeisterwho
bloody hell dizzmeister
who needs enemy's with mates like you?
hahaha
If I spent half as long fishing , as I do reading this bloody forum , I'd be twice the fisherman I am.
Dizzy
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Haha, Well, I wasn't actually
Haha,
Well, I wasn't actually in attendance for that one - but yes, we got up to some CRAZY shit as young'uns.
But I had to bring that one up as it's one of the all-time classics .......... and involved a bladder of Goon !
aussie_breamer
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wtf
BAHAHAHA, wow. cool thread bro, any mates?
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randall df223
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Invalid port I think was my
Invalid port I think was my downfall at age 15?? And I had to buy it because I looked the oldest.
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UncutTriggerInWA
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That's the VO Invalid Port Right?
Yep... the good ole VO port. I remember it well. Stone Green Ginger also rated highly in my teen days. Mixing the two generally ended up retty messy
Vince.
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499
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u spewed in yr olds
u spewed in yr olds car.............poor form dude...............at least have a lil respect for their car,,,,,,,,,,,,,,as for goon fark that.............was jacks for me from the age of 18, me and a mate would go halves and put a bottle away in about 1.5/2 hrs and out we would go absolutly smashed chasing skirt way above our class but god it was fun
the 1st time i got truly wrecked though was on some nasty champagne up at moore river and i remember getting pushed down the biggish dunes into the water,,,,argh they were the days, no brain or pain
and the best thing youll do is tell yrself youll never do it again, till next week, enjoy being young and recovering in like no time cause in yr 30's and 40's not only does it take longer to recover but its way more $$$ cause u wont be drinking goon, but quality as yr taste buds evolve, hopefully
snappermiles
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way above your class
after a bottle of jacks?? they where probably fat ugly chicks!! lol
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pom down under
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hha, but remmeber m8 every
hha, but remmeber m8 every holes a goal
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sea-kem
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Oh yeah the Port. Used to go
Oh yeah the Port. Used to go to a girlfriends house when younger every Thursday night and a mate would meet me there and we would down a bottle each. She thought it was lovely us coming to visit her but it was really somehwere to drink the port ;) Won't touch the shit anymore after it was fed to me continuously at my bucks party and doing a power spew.
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pom down under
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hahahahahahah thnks guys,
hahahahahahah thnks guys, yer im never drinking goon again, i normally ongly drink beer carrona, im going out again friday night :) but sticking to the beer. this time im not takig a fone
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Dizzy
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Is that "Stones" ginger wine
Is that "Stones" ginger wine still around ?
Used to come in a green bottle, and was cheap as hell - so we all got stuck into it as kids..... 25+ years ago
UncutTriggerInWA
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Not sure Dizzy
I am talking over 35 years ago. Boronia was another cheap drink. Fark! It was foul but gave us a hit at parties. Yup, the old army greatcoat with a cheap bottle of something in the pocket. Those were the times.... These days I have gone up-market a bit. On an overnight fish I will generally take a few Crownies and a bottle of Club Port!!!
Vince.
Work smart and fish often.
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Leemo
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yeah mate, saw it in Dan
yeah mate, saw it in Dan Murphys about a month ago. Stones Ginger Beer and Ginger Wine. Quite Cheap.
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scottland
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LOL
http://danmurphys.com.au/product/DM_73881/stones-ginger-wine?CAWELAID=857483464
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pom down under
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hahhahahah, i might try that
hahhahahah, i might try that one
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Dizzy
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Beware the broomstick
Beware the broomstick ...........
scottland
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maybe to late?
straight from the horses mouth
" no i wasnt raped, i dont think ;)"
i support two teams eagles and whoever is playing the dockers