This is what happens when I can't go fishing
Submitted by Colin Hay on Sun, 2009-08-23 14:37

With the weather being pretty poor today I decided to give my regular Sunday morning fish a miss and catch up on a few chores.
One of them was to give my wife's dogs a hair cut.
As you can see from above, I am not too good at the old dog clipping and poor Gizmo end up looking like a moth eaten rat.
Definately not like he is supposed to look like - as pictured below below.

Poor dogs. I bet they wish I went fishing.
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Looks like an oversized fly!
Something I would prolly use on a fly caster after GTs LOL.
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Too funny Colin...although
Too funny Colin...although Gizmo doesn't look too bad.
I get that job too but it is with the guinea pigs. One of our pigs, Silka, has long hair that needs a chop. You take your life in your hands.
A few clips back I got a nip on the arm for my troubles.
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Jesus Bluebone I couldn't imagine trying to clip a Guinea
Pig. They must wriggle around like mad.
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Hahahaha
Thats why I bought a dog with hair and not fur, maintenance is 100% less!
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that aint a dog
thats somthing you see hanging out off womens hand bags LOL
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see thats where you miss out
The girls love my dog, she is a great chick magnet.
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Huggy, Thats a good looking
Huggy,
Thats a good looking dog, what make is that??? and as for Gizmo, poor thing, he probably thinks, leave me alone and stick to fishing, its what you do best, mind you if I was Gizmo I would lift my leg thinking your leg was a tree.
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Make?? LOL
She is a miniature pinscher.
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Cool dog Huggy
We used to have Doberman Pinschers. They were such loyal dogs.
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very similar to the dobermans (looks-wise)
but about the size of a big chihuahua. She goes alright for a rat bag.
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Huggy, Thanks for the extra
Huggy,
Thanks for the extra photo of your Miniature pinscher, she looks a very alert dog, ears straight up and I would think be a very loyal friend.
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Ha i cant stand small dogs ,
Ha i cant stand small dogs , they are just a pain lol
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hmmmm
yer i reckon the little noisy yappy ones that bite ya ankles are a pain
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Stuffed
Huggy you sure that dogs alive? It looks stuffed.
As for gizmo, I'd leave him out tonight, never know how he'll return the favour.
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LMAO Decella
I have to be careful where I leave stuff as I can bet he will cock his leg on it.
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Abuse
Has anyone got the number for the RSPCA.The dog will die off embaresment.
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Lol Stu
He got plenty of smackos to make up for the embarrassment.
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Having a bad hair day Stu
Just like any other barber shop mate.. In a few days it will sort itself out LOL.
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haha good one Colin. Showed
haha good one Colin. Showed my wife and told her she better keep our dog away from me as I'm itching badly for a fish also!
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No worries Goodz Tell your missus
I have some spare clippers.
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complex
that poor dog wont be able to show its face in public now with all the comments, i think you done a good job Colin, its not easy grooming a dog
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Thanks Matt I would like to blame everything and
everyone else. But I am just crap at hair dressing.
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Looks like Stevie Wonder
Looks like Stevie Wonder gave your dog a haircut mate!
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LMAO Dasho
My wife and Gizmo agree with you.
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What size
hook would you recommend for a dog this size?
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Lol Poor Gizmo
The last thing he needs is a hook in him.
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Poor Dog.
ROFL, ouch poor doggy.... Looks a bit better than the stray I found half shaven about 3 months ago... At least he still has hair.
Yeah I agree with HubbyB (your mini pin is cool), :P. I got 2 dogs, no haircut needed.
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You all melt when you
see the beautiful look in their eyes, Colin don't worry, our departed little yorkie looked much worse for wear when I clipped her, apart from sitting their like jelly on a plate, looking at me as if I was going to kill her, believe me Gizmo looked perfect compared to Penny's hair cut,
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Gizmo is pretty good Roberta He will stay pretty still,
it was just me that was no good. Now I will have to go back and try and fix it all up. I can see a bald dog coming up (Lol.
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this calls for a bit of
this calls for a bit of shark fishing....
nice BAIT boys.....
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Not a Bad effort i think :)
we used horse shears on our poor dashound years ago did not show his face from behind the couch for near on two weeks *LOL* now i only have short haired ones :) iisnt she cute ha ha ha would love your pincher Huggy *LOL*
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Cool dog
although I fear that squeaky toy is not long for this earth!
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thats not a squeeky toy
thats one of those hard plastic toys that you put food into so when they play with it the food falls out slowly. not in this case, she wasnt getting enough food out so she chewed a great big hole in it, it lasted about 5 minuits
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Faulkners that is a very
Faulkners that is a very nice looking dog you have. She looks very loyal and trusting but I would not be jumping in your yard uninvited
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Thats a dam nice dog
I got a beagle could do with a play mate of the larger house guarding size.
Dont suppose you have got the number for the breeder you got her from?
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I think your dog would swallow Gizmo whole
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only prob
your little gizmo would kill our storm, on the way down the throat with all that fur he would get stuck concequently choking our dog
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Lol
That is his secret weapon
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Four Eyes or Night Vision????
OMG! Russ and Sandy. That Mutt has 4 eyes LOL. Are the top ones the fog lights or the bottom? Side lights I should say as they obviously open sideways LOL. Great pic and a great looking Dog! Remind me to knock OK.
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Colin i'll bring Jesse over
Colin i'll bring Jesse over he is need of a cut ,love your work
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LMAO off Paul
I can see Jesse running for the hills if I got my clippers out.
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Fair go Paul
He isn't a miracle worker. It would take a team of trained specialists to get through that mane of Jesse's!
I had hair like that when I was younger. Those were the days, no mortgage, bills - life was carefree........
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So what changed?? LOL
LOL
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Never mind colin i thought
Never mind colin i thought this was bad untill one of my workmates came in on monday with a worse haircut, his missus hacked his hair off with scissors to make it easier to go voer with the clippers only to find the clippers wernt at home hahaha
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I know how he feels
I made a big mistake once and let my wife loose with the clippers. I knew there was a problem when I could hear her giggling as she was cutting the hair on the back of my head.
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that problem can be solved,
that problem can be solved, get yourself some clippers , stand in front of the bathroom mirror and just let loose and take it all off down to a number 1. save on shampoo and you dont need to pay someone else to do your hair, just think of all the fishing gear you could buy over a 12 month period
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Lol Russ and Sandy
You haven't seen all the lumps on my skull from packing down in too many rugby scrums. My head shaved would not be a good look.
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