Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts. Nick the

> Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that

> the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them,

> but he had to try.

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>

> One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the

> Physician, the King's chief doctor. Horatio thought about this and

> said that he could arrange for Nick to more than satisfy his desire,

> but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause

> Nick readily agreed to the scheme.

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>

>

> The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured a

> little bit into the Queen's bra while she bathed. Soon after she

> dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned

> to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio informed the

> King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours,

> would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the

> saliva of Nick would work as the antidote to cure the itch.

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> The King, eager to help his Queen, quickly summoned Nick to their

> chambers.

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> Horatio then slipped Nick the antidote for the itching powder, which

> he put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked

> passionately on the Queen's large and magnificent breasts. The Queen's

> itching was eventually relieved, and Nick left satisfied and hailed as

> a hero.

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>

>

> Upon returning to his chamber, Nick found Horatio demanding his

> payment of 1,000 gold coins.

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>

>

> With his obsession now satisfied, Nick couldn't have cared less and,

> knowing that Horatio could never report this matter to the King, and

> with a laugh told him to get lost.

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>

>

> The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching

> powder into the King's underwear.

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>

> The King immediately summoned Nick!!