I bet this wasn't in the script
Submitted by Alan James on Fri, 2018-02-02 19:03
Darwin award candidate.
http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/greenpeace-activist-gets-arm-bitten-off-after-hugging-a-white-shark/
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Flaminghedgehog
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Fake
Fake article. Satirical website
uncle
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Pity
all aggressive fish love bigjohnsjigs
Dale
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That’s the same mob who reckons Elvis is on the moon.
"Just because you are a Character, Doesn't mean you have Character."
Mr Wolf
Alan James
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Sorry my bad
I agree with uncle
timboon
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THIS IS FUCKING
THIS IS FUCKING CLASSIC....
GO SON!!
Along with four other members of the organization, Mr. Waterford decided to dive with some great white sharks in order to improve the marine predator’s public image and raise awareness about shark hunting.
The group shot some incredible footage during the first 30 minutes, as they swam with a group of sharks caressing and even hugging the large animals.
Unfortunately for the young American, one of the sharks suddenly became aggressive after being hugged and suddenly attacked him.
Huei Li Chong, the leader of the expedition, described the violent attack in an interview with the Australian Broadcasting Corporation.
“The shark seemed really friendly at first, but then it went totally berserk. It charged Darrell and bit off his hand in an instant, so we all hurried out of the water before it killed us.”
“Sharks can be affectionate an cuddly when they’re calm, but the smell of blood activates their predator instincts. It’s not their fault, and we shouldn’t hold them responsible.”Several members of the organization now fear that this incident will compromise their campaign to restore the white shark’s image as a peaceful marine creature.
timboon
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This seriously has made my
This seriously has made my fucking day....
I hope stumpy now heads up to the Daily and starts scratching Crocs on the balls with his good arm....
What a fucking TOOL!!
Merman were you there when it happened?
Great find Alan great find!!!
Auslobster
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Wait a minute...
....you mean Elvis ISN'T on the moon?
timboon
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Dammit.... This has now
Dammit....
This has now ruined my day....
duncan61
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peaceful marine creature
Peaceful marine creature.They cant be serious
just do it.