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Submitted by ledge64 on Fri, 2018-08-31 07:36

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Helen

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Boys lol

Fri, 2018-08-31 09:04

Boys lol

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Goin_Fushin.

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A man was walking down the

Fri, 2018-08-31 09:11

A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly
dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.
The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked:
"If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
"Will you spend this on a days trout fishing instead of food?" the man asked.
"Are you MAD!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't fished in thirty years
"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to
take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife"
The homeless man was astounded. 
"Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?
The man replied:
"That's okay, It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking and fishing."

Helen

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That is GOLD!

Fri, 2018-08-31 09:13

That is GOLD! Just laughed out loud!

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Likewise!

Fri, 2018-08-31 09:22

 Sitting in my office smiling and normally there's no reason to do that!

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Helen

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:)

Fri, 2018-08-31 09:24

:)

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 He dresses to the right lol

Fri, 2018-08-31 09:33

 He dresses to the right lol

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Faulkner Family

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 just a bit of a surprise for

Fri, 2018-08-31 16:54

 just a bit of a surprise for that bloke. 

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Alan James

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Fri, 2018-08-31 18:53

A bloke walks into a brothel and says, “I’m a bit kinky, how much for total humiliation?”

The madam replies, “$300 for the lot."

He says, “Wow, what do I get for that?”

She says, “A baggy green cap and a Wallabies jersey."

 

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meglodon

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The last one is a winner

Fri, 2018-08-31 23:01

Great joke Alan

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lol

Sat, 2018-09-01 08:25

Viagra wont make you James Bond, but it will make you Roger Moore!

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