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TRUMP for sure

Fri, 2017-06-23 07:37

 movie, FAST AND FURIOUS  

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B Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

Fri, 2017-06-23 07:38

B
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

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Gone in 60 Seconds 

Fri, 2017-06-23 08:17

I'm a Belieber

Gone in 60 Seconds 

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Officially off the Pies bandwagon

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B

Fri, 2017-06-23 07:57

Trump for sure....

Movie, Cliffhanger 

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 My wife understands why I clean my rods n reels in the shower....

 

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Russel Brand  Wolf Creek 

Fri, 2017-06-23 08:42

Russel Brand

 
Wolf Creek 
 
EDIT :  “ J “ Mark McGowan .. 
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 No brainer BieberThe quick

Fri, 2017-06-23 08:50

 No brainer Bieber

The quick and the dead

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Love the West!

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Fri, 2017-06-23 09:34

 Trump, sleepers.

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"Just because you are a Character, Doesn't mean you have Character."

Mr Wolf

 

 

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trump the Italian job....

Fri, 2017-06-23 09:49

trump
the Italian job....

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Fri, 2017-06-23 09:54

Home alone

would love to smack the orange off Trumps face  

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Fri, 2017-06-23 10:11

 D - Russel Brand

Movie - Groundhog Day

 

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D

Fri, 2017-06-23 10:24

D- Russel Brand

 

Movie - Sin City

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 BieberAnd apparently there's

Fri, 2017-06-23 10:50

 Bieber

And apparently there's a movie called The Hand

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the redhead and Freaky

Fri, 2017-06-23 11:02

the redhead

and

Freaky friday

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 Fand gold finger

Fri, 2017-06-23 12:07

 F

and gold finger

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Two movie titles...

Fri, 2017-06-23 12:48

 ....Moby Dick goes on a Fantastic Voyage.

 

And line all nine of their heads up, back of head to face, and snot the first one so you get a domino effect.

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H

Fri, 2017-06-23 12:56

yes i will

 

gone in 60 seconds... 

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Reverse cycle a/c supply and install - Ducted and wall splits

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J

Fri, 2017-06-23 16:08

im gonna throw a J in there and label it Eddie McGuire 

 

not sure about movie but I can tell you what movie I'm not... broke back mountain! Hahaha

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 Does “ Miss Fishing on

Fri, 2017-06-23 16:20

 Does “ Miss Fishing on Facebook “ count as a movie 

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While you were sleeping

Fri, 2017-06-23 18:24

 

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Paully

Fri, 2017-06-23 18:39

 LMAO  

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 This is the future!God help

Sat, 2017-06-24 10:51

 

This is the future!God help us all!
This is the future!God help us all!
Hello! Gordon's pizza?
No sir it's Google's pizza.
So it's a wrong number?
No sir, Google bought it.
OK. Take my order please ..
Well sir, you want the usual?
The usual? You know me?
According to our caller ID, in the last 12 times, you ordered pizza with cheeses, sausage, thick crust
OK! This is it
May I suggest to you this time ricotta, arugula with dry tomato?
No, I hate vegetables
But your cholesterol is not good
How do you know?
Through the subscribers guide. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years
Okay, but I do not want this pizza, I already take medicine
You have not taken the medicine regularly, 4 months ago, you only purchased a box with 30 tablets at Drugsale Network 
I bought more from another drugstore
It's not showing on your credit card
I paid in cash
But you did not withdraw that much cash according to your bank statement
I have other source of cash
This is not showing as per your last Tax form unless you got it from undeclared income source
WHAT THE HELL? Enough! I'm sick of Google, Facebook, twitter, Whats App. I'm going to an Island without internet,where there is no cell phone line and no one to spy on me
I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport as it has expired 5 weeks ago.
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 Sooooo true. I went online

Sat, 2017-06-24 11:24

 Sooooo true. I went online recently and purchased some golf balls from Amart's online store. A few hours later, jumped on facebook to pass 10 minutes, third or fourth post down was a conveniently placed ad for Golfbox! And that's not the only time an ad has popped up coincidentally just after researching or buying online. Kind of get sick of it and I'm not tech savvy enough to do anything about what they are seeing me do online