This is the future!God help us all! Hello! Gordon's pizza? No sir it's Google's pizza. So it's a wrong number? No sir, Google bought it. OK. Take my order please .. Well sir, you want the usual? The usual? You know me? According to our caller ID, in the last 12 times, you ordered pizza with cheeses, sausage, thick crust OK! This is it May I suggest to you this time ricotta, arugula with dry tomato? No, I hate vegetables But your cholesterol is not good How do you know? Through the subscribers guide. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years Okay, but I do not want this pizza, I already take medicine You have not taken the medicine regularly, 4 months ago, you only purchased a box with 30 tablets at Drugsale Network I bought more from another drugstore It's not showing on your credit card I paid in cash But you did not withdraw that much cash according to your bank statement I have other source of cash This is not showing as per your last Tax form unless you got it from undeclared income source WHAT THE HELL? Enough! I'm sick of Google, Facebook, twitter, Whats App. I'm going to an Island without internet,where there is no cell phone line and no one to spy on me I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport as it has expired 5 weeks ago.
Sooooo true. I went online recently and purchased some golf balls from Amart's online store. A few hours later, jumped on facebook to pass 10 minutes, third or fourth post down was a conveniently placed ad for Golfbox! And that's not the only time an ad has popped up coincidentally just after researching or buying online. Kind of get sick of it and I'm not tech savvy enough to do anything about what they are seeing me do online
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This is the future!God help
Hello! Gordon's pizza?
No sir it's Google's pizza.
So it's a wrong number?
No sir, Google bought it.
OK. Take my order please ..
Well sir, you want the usual?
The usual? You know me?
According to our caller ID, in the last 12 times, you ordered pizza with cheeses, sausage, thick crust
OK! This is it
May I suggest to you this time ricotta, arugula with dry tomato?
No, I hate vegetables
But your cholesterol is not good
How do you know?
Through the subscribers guide. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years
Okay, but I do not want this pizza, I already take medicine
You have not taken the medicine regularly, 4 months ago, you only purchased a box with 30 tablets at Drugsale Network
I bought more from another drugstore
It's not showing on your credit card
I paid in cash
But you did not withdraw that much cash according to your bank statement
I have other source of cash
This is not showing as per your last Tax form unless you got it from undeclared income source
WHAT THE HELL? Enough! I'm sick of Google, Facebook, twitter, Whats App. I'm going to an Island without internet,where there is no cell phone line and no one to spy on me
I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport as it has expired 5 weeks ago.
tadpole
Posts: 387
Date Joined: 28/01/13
Sooooo true. I went online
Sooooo true. I went online recently and purchased some golf balls from Amart's online store. A few hours later, jumped on facebook to pass 10 minutes, third or fourth post down was a conveniently placed ad for Golfbox! And that's not the only time an ad has popped up coincidentally just after researching or buying online. Kind of get sick of it and I'm not tech savvy enough to do anything about what they are seeing me do online