Friday Funnys
Submitted by ledge64 on Fri, 2017-06-16 08:24
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groverwa
Posts: 286
Date Joined: 21/07/14
Cinnamon Rolls At breakfast
my first attempt at homemade cinnamon rolls.
After several minutes with no reaction, I asked, "If I baked these
commercially, how much do you think I could get for one of them?"
Without looking up from his paper my husband replied, "About 10 years."
Patto 1
Posts: 371
Date Joined: 02/12/10
Coffee
Coffee
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davmor
Posts: 248
Date Joined: 29/11/11
"Whats missing"A long neck
"Whats missing"
A long neck of wife bash
Lastchance
Posts: 1273
Date Joined: 02/02/09
Haha, beat me to it! Nothing
Haha, beat me to it! Nothing like a chook with breakfast
chris raff
Posts: 3257
Date Joined: 09/02/10
What’s missing is that honey
What’s missing is that honey is the pic below .. spread right on top of the baked beans
“Intelligence is like a four-wheel drive. It only allows you to get stuck in more remote places.”
sea-kem
Posts: 15034
Date Joined: 30/11/09
Lol you're sortta on my
Lol you're sortta on my wavelength Chris, I'd just feast on her
Love the West!
The Saint
Posts: 472
Date Joined: 30/01/13
A man charges into a bank
A man charges into a bank wearing a balaclava and wielding a handgun.
He shouts 'this is a raid - everyone get on the floor!!',and proceeds to empty the cash drawers.
As he runs towards the door with the loot, a brave customer yanks off his balaclava. The robber immediately shoots the customer in the head and shouts.. 'Did anybody else here see my face?'.
The robber notices another customer peering from behind a counter and goes over and shoots him in the head also.
'Did anybody else see my face?' he shouts again, waving his gun around.
There is silence for a few seconds before a male voice is heard from a distant corner....
'I think my missus caught a glimpse..
fishy fingers
Posts: 1719
Date Joined: 28/04/07
What's missing?
A knife