Paddy was working at the fish plant in Cork when he accidentally Cut off all 10 of his fingers.
He went to the emergency room in Cork 's hospital.
The doctor looked at Paddy and said,'Lets be avin' da fingers and I'll see what oi can do'.
Paddy said, 'Oi haven't got da fingers.'
'Whadda ya mean you haven't got da fingers? Lord Tunderin' Jesus, it's 2011! We's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could have put dem back on and made you like new! Why didn't ya bring da fingers?!?'
And Paddy said, ' How da fock was I 'spose to pick dem up !!!
ealzee
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Lmao
thats first ones a crack up!
kill it??? eat it!!!!
Alanby
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Date Joined: 14/10/11
Paddy's fingers
Troy Summers
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Suits the current weather
Suits the current weather
bod
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seems not
Apparently this dog doesn't want a bath
deezydee
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Must be pommy dog
Must be pommy dog
randall df223
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What would the Death Star Canteen be like?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv5iEK-IEzw
Fish! HARD!
bod
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eddie izzard
never get tired of watching it. Saw him in Perth recently, must be the funniest bloke around.
randall df223
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woould have to agree there,
woould have to agree there, very very funny!
Fish! HARD!
Cameron71
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Youtube Jimmy Carr too.
Youtube Jimmy Carr too. Brilliant. I like watching the vids of him nailing hecklers.
jigsaw
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hahahaaa