Friday Funnys
Submitted by ledge64 on Fri, 2013-06-21 07:19
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crasny1
Posts: 7006
Date Joined: 16/10/08
2 Red cups??? Otherwise no I
2 Red cups??? Otherwise no I cant find it!
"I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact!!" _ Elon Musk
beau
Posts: 4109
Date Joined: 24/01/10
Keep looking
Keep looking
bradz
Posts: 693
Date Joined: 29/10/07
Ah hah!
Now I see it.
I did then the best that I knew how. When I knew better, I did better.
crasny1
Posts: 7006
Date Joined: 16/10/08
Got it
Makes you focus on the wrong area. LOL. And I am supposed to be intelligent?????
"I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact!!" _ Elon Musk
sammy85
Posts: 831
Date Joined: 31/08/10
Got me fkd!
Got me fkd!
Plumber and gas fitter- 0415489103
The_Wanderer
Posts: 735
Date Joined: 24/09/08
yep me too!
yep me too!
stephenm
Posts: 152
Date Joined: 03/04/13
The The
Took me a while as you concentrate on the numbers. Good stuff
Brucesta
Posts: 1721
Date Joined: 29/05/09
took me a few minutes but i
took me a few minutes but i found it, you'll kick yourself Neels when you find it
Las Vegas - Rolling the dice and trying your luck. 1M+ Barra summer target. 100kg Black Marlin winter target
crasny1
Posts: 7006
Date Joined: 16/10/08
Yes I did
For some reason "the" and "of" I think is not read properly by the human brain. I will try and find the paragraph asking how many F's in there, and F*%k me it hard to work out until you know.
Try it first before scrolling down.
In the text above there are 10 F's! Most people underestimate the number of F's because they fail to notice them in the word 'of'. Function words like 'of' are unconsciously processed by our brain because they aren't important
"I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact!!" _ Elon Musk
choorles
Posts: 93
Date Joined: 06/03/12
haha took me about 100 reads
haha took me about 100 reads doh!
Paul H
Posts: 2104
Date Joined: 18/01/07
Good Motor Accident
Good Motor Accident Commission adds is SA. There's also two others "don't drive like a (insert picture of Rooster or door'knob'). Eventually got the mistake. Cheers
Youtube Channel - FishOnLine Productions
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbUVNa-ViyGm_FTDSv4Nqzg/videos
uncle
Posts: 9507
Date Joined: 10/02/07
finally got it
ha ha
all aggressive fish love bigjohnsjigs
sea-kem
Posts: 15043
Date Joined: 30/11/09
Love the West!
meglodon
Posts: 5981
Date Joined: 17/06/10
Sign of our times
I'ld love to get my hands on a few signs like that
Justo82
Posts: 482
Date Joined: 17/10/11
who melbourne could have had, and who they did get.
HOW WE GOT THERE (Players they overlooked in capslock. Players the Dees took in brackets.)
2011: JACK NEWNES (Rory Taggert), JOSH TYNAN (Tory Dickson)
2010: JACK DARLING (Lucas Cook*), LUKE PARKER (Jeremy Howe), JORDAN SCHRODER (Troy Davis) , ALEX JOHNSON (Tom McDonald)
2009: DUSTIN MARTIN (Tom Scully*), GARY ROHAN (Jack Trengove), LEWIS JETTA (Jordan Gysberts*), NAT FYFE (Luke Tapscott), SAM REID (Max Gawn)
2008: NIC NAITANUI (Jack Watts), LUKE SHUEY (Sam Blease), Any two of: DAVID ZAHARAKIS, DAYNE BEAMS, DAN HANNEBERY, RORY SLOANE (James Strauss) (Jamie Bennell*)
2007: PATRICK DANGERFIELD (Cale Morton*), HARRY TAYLOR (Jack Grimes), SCOTT SELWOOD (Addam Maric*)*no longer at the Dees -
See more at: http://www.perthnow.com.au/sport/afl/this-is-the-dream-team-melbourne-could-have-assembled/story-e6frg1zl-1226667455908#sthash.ByVZhwdS.dpuf
Justo82
Posts: 482
Date Joined: 17/10/11
well that worked shit.....
well that worked shit..... click the link...
Sunburntfeet
Posts: 160
Date Joined: 04/01/13
Urban dictionary
Urban dictionary's definition of government- government is like a condom in that it allows for inflation, halts production, destroys subsequent generations, protects a bunch of pricks, and provides its constituents with a sence of security while their actually being screwed. Thought that was gold and worth sharing.
Fisherman, constantly trying to out-smart fish.......with limited success
Michael Yoni
Posts: 604
Date Joined: 02/01/11
The flight number from one
The flight number from one of the planes that hit one of thetwo towers was Q33NY.
In MS Word, type in that flight number
Enlarge the font size to 26
Change the font to Wingdings
(you may have to copy and paste it)
duges66
Posts: 140
Date Joined: 07/03/12
The the biggest pile of of steaming dog turds
The the biggest pile of of steaming dog turds
There's 3 kinds of people in this world, those who can count and those that can't.
Michael Yoni
Posts: 604
Date Joined: 02/01/11
Political correctness HOW
Political correctness
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT
1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED CITIZEN.
2. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
3. She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
4. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.
5. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
6. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.
7. She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.
8. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.
9. She does not NAG you - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.
10. She does not have PREMIER LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.
11. She is not a TWO BIT SLAPPER - She is a LOW COST SERVICE PROVIDER.
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT
1. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.
2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.
3. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.
4. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.
5. He is not a CRADLE SNATCHER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS.
6. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.
7. He does not act like a TOTAL ARSE - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION
8. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY.
9. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED.
10. He is not PERVING - He is taking an AESTHETIC INTEREST
11. He is not EASY - He is NON-DISCRIMINATORY
Dale
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Date Joined: 13/09/05
good giggle
Here's a good giggle, loved the batman one...
Cheers
Dale
http://www.perthnow.com.au/entertainment/the-20-best-pub-billboards-from-around-the-world/story-fnhoho0r-1226667472412
"Just because you are a Character, Doesn't mean you have Character."
Mr Wolf
sea-kem
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Date Joined: 30/11/09
http://www.youtube.com/watch
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grh0tlJtViw
Ha ha check out this idiot , not for the kiddies.
Love the West!
jigsaw
Posts: 154
Date Joined: 30/07/11
idiot??
sadly, i reckon he's right on the money.
FISH-ON
Posts: 469
Date Joined: 19/07/11
good one
ha ha ha!
Be patient and calm - for no one can catch fish in anger